Artimus Loses His Mind


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<div style="width: 500px; text-align: center" align="center">Once, while driving to work along a stretch of desert outside of Las Vegas, I saw a slight movement in the dirt and foliage on the road side. Being trained as a sniper in various theaters of war, I knew that I was being tracked by a rival marksman.

On another occasion, while stepping into my home, my advanced situational awareness instruction caused me to pause momentarily and reconnoiter, as well-placed sticky bombs may have been placed just inside the doorway by a cunning adversary.

Last night I woke early. My bedroom was very dark, but a red glow caught my eye. You see, experience has taught me to spy redstone better than most; and there it was, just within reach.

Many of you know what I'm talking about. Those times when real life is clouded by gaming for a split second. It has happened to me just after playing CoD, BC2, TF2 or even Minecraft. What about you? Has a red light from the DVD player fooled you too?

PM any gaming related stories to me, Artimus. I'd love to read them, and who knows? You just might find it on the front page news.


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When you were driving by that desert, I thought you were going to say you got out of your car to collect some sand for your pyramid in minecraft :P
 
I had to duck for cover in my own living room when my brother threw a tennis ball at me at the same time the fire alarm (from cooking) went off... I thought it was a semtex from COD...
 
Whenever I saw a cop, I would check the corner of my windshield to see how many stars i had after Grand theft Auto vice city came out
 
i had a dream where our school got invaded by germans and everyone had a garand or thompson or bar or bazooka all the allied weapons everyone had one of them
i helped my friend setup his mg down the hallway
that was a pretty fun dream all the germans just invaded but they had a hard time getting down the main hallway.


when i woke up i was like,"dang why couldnt that have been real"
 
yep.. u know u got it bad when ur dreaming of minecraft and battlefield and ya wake up screaming cuz a spider is attacking you in a dark corner of the map.. yep.. I've done it >.<
 
By the way, (since apparently I can't edit my post) I made that JUST for this thread. :| *pokerface*
 
*calls Las Vegas PD to request that Artimus' License to Carry Firearm be revoked for cause*
 
In math class, the teacher said that she was giving something between and a test and a quiz on Friday. I immediately thought that I was going to be doing a "quest" on Friday. I got an A on that test, because I studied so hard for the exciting "quest" coming up.
 
wow guys ive never had these issues and ive played a LOT of COD and battlefied and neither times have i ever had this happen to me.
 
Minecraft addict

after routinely playing minecraft daily i went on a vacation with my family and often i half saw everything in large blocks and was constantly wondering what it would take to build that thing. I guess its part of minecraft withdrawl
 
Sometimes when I'm in bed I can hear sounds from in game. Just a few days ago i heard someone moving in the BC2 bushes.
 
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