Quotes about jail

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"When do these doors open?" -2-truu

"Can someone open these doors?" -2-truu

"Jail is all about being freekilled." -Martyr

"Freekill much?"

"Don't kill vishnu!" *BOOM HEADSHOT* -Tricky

"Destroying toilets is fun!" -Someone

"Jail: Where kids go when they are not in school." - Vishnu

"Simon says i'm simon. *PAUSE* Before we start can all Ts face me?" *Kills almost all Ts for turning around* - Martyr

"St please!" -Everyone

"Can I be warden?!?!?!?!?!?!?" -Everyone
These quotes shall be remembered in history as the greatest quotes from the most well known philosophers of the year 2011. If thee would like to contribute yours to this, we give you permission to post here.
 
I gave up griefing jail, because i couldn't stay in that server long enough to grief it without wanting to kill myself. True story. It's in a book. ~Eyelesshunter
 
I'm afriad you are missing a few

but i shall assisst you

"OMG!!!!! FREEEEEDMG LET ME HEAL" - noobs

"STOP SPAMMING THE MIC" - admin

and most importantly

"REVOKE THAT FAIL CT" - T's everywhere
 
I'm afriad you are missing a few

but i shall assisst you

"OMG!!!!! FREEEEEDMG LET ME HEAL" - noobs

"STOP SPAMMING THE MIC" - admin

and most importantly

"REVOKE THAT FAIL CT" - T's everywhere

+1
 
Shift walk backways out of your cells, knifing distance. No moving. Stare at the wall until 2:00. Then a CT will snap and freekill everybody except one rabbler who drags the game on while everybody else waits in dead mode by playing cat and mouse with the CTs.
 
Shift walk backways out of your cells, knifing distance. No moving. Stare at the wall until 2:00. Then a CT will snap and freekill everybody except one rabbler who drags the game on while everybody else waits in dead mode by playing cat and mouse with the CTs.

+2
 
*DEAD* Terrorist: for the last time if your thick skull can get it in your head if a t freezes in a pool he/she will drown

I gave up griefing jail, because i couldn't stay in that server long enough to grief it without wanting to kill myself. True story. It's in a book. ~Eyelesshunter

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Shift walk backways out of your cells, knifing distance. No moving. Stare at the wall until 2:00. Then a CT will snap and freekill everybody except one rabbler who drags the game on while everybody else waits in dead mode by playing cat and mouse with the CTs.

So true.
 
Did I really just die in the first 10 seconds again?...I'm gonna to go play highschool.
 
There was an event night and someone said "Don't drop the soap."

Someone else replied "What happens if you drop the soap."

There was about a 2 second pause of silence, kind of scary because no one knew if this guy was going to give really vulgar response...

Then the guy says "You get poked."


It was pretty funny.
 
"OMG ur a freekiller! Admin revoke this fail CT!"

"STOP SPAMMING THE DOORS FOR THE 9001st TIME!" (Yes, that's over 9000.)

"Stop camping armory!"

"Wow stop baiting CT's . You guys are n00bs."

"So, am I the ONLY CT with a mic? Huh..."
 

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