Epic Spitfire'd Time!

[Spitfire'd]

Ok, so first things first I don't have the resources or the stomach to replicate and eat any of the delicious things produced by Epic Meal Time.

I do, however, have a love for cooking. I have also been inspired to make tasty things that are slightly healthier with less (a lot less) calories then Epic Meal Time.

So I present to you a delicious creation that I made yesterday. A sandwich that would make the TF2 heavy VERY jealous. I made a smaller one today, which is why you are getting the pictures of the bigger (and tastier) one from yesterday.

Enjoy!

And yes, it was as delicious as you think it was!

EDIT: OH I ALMOST FORGOT: Next time, I eat the drop box.

 

[bleblablueble]

Epic Meal Time would say it needs more bacon.

and NEED TO DRIP THAT CHOCOLATE SAUCE

 

[Spitfire'd]

haha very true blebla.

Truth be told there were originally 6 bacon strips for that sandwich, but 2 of them didn't last long enough to be put on it.

 

[ModusPwnens]

O_O

 

[Sexy Smexy]

O_O

i 2nd this....

 

[AckademiKz]

gotta add more and more crispy bacon

 

[Caped_Sensei]

Add moar baconz

ADD LOTZ AND LOTZ MOAR BACONZ mkaaayyYYy?

 

[Rukus.]

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[TheyCallMeC]

Posted This In Another Thread

ITS Got A Much Better Chance Of Appearing On Epic Meal Time

The Clogger



1 sausage

uncooked bacon

powdered sugar

pancake mix

maple syrup

hershey chocolate syrup




ok so heres what you do

take the sausage (like a braturst or hotlink, not the dinky little 3 inch jimmy dean breakfast twigs)

wrap it in bacon [i mean like a lot of bacon, you shouldnt be able to see that theres a sauage in there] (you may need to use toothpicks to hold it on until cooked)

cook it up

take a cooking syringe and inject maple syrup into the heart of the sausage

cake powdered sugar over the baconsausage

then coat one side of a pancake in maple syrup

wrap pancake around baconsausage syrup side inward

you should now be holding a pancake wrap

drizzle hersheys syrup over the top

garnish with minced bacon

sprinkle powdered sugar on top





enjoy your epic breakfast

(i claim no responsibility for blood stains on walls/ceilings due to mindblowing deliciousness)

(i also claim no responsibility for heart disease resulting in partaking of The Clogger)

 

[Spitfire'd]

haha, that sounds really tasty C!

Really mine isn't different from a standard breakfast, I just combined all the foods instead of eating them separate. I know it didn't have nearly enough bacon to measure up to epic meal time, but I do plan on living for a few more years.

 

[TheyCallMeC]

yeah last time i made the clogger it took like around 3/4 to a pound of bacon

and i ate it with bacon on the side


i already know im going to die of a heart attack dont worry

 

[TheyCallMeC]

and if you plan on trying the clogger

i would recommend using either hot links or smoked beef bratwurst

the smoked beef brats taste like little smokies so they might fit in better with the epic breakfast thing