My cat rules.

[Caped_Sensei]

My cat just had a huge fight. My mum was telling me about it. He was trying to protect his food and the cat peed on him. JJ took a lot of fur of her/him. She/he was running away and almost got to the top of the brick wall but then JJ leaped and grabbed her/him down. He's still shaking from it now. He's now just finished eating and is lying on the ground...

He da man

 

[BokkChoi]

Yeah, well my cat eats and drinks while laying down spread eagle.

 

[Caped_Sensei]

Yeah, well my cat eats and drinks while laying down spread eagle.

Lol that's pretty awesome xD Is he a fat cat or normal size?

 

[bleblablueble]

Yeah, well my cat eats and drinks while laying down spread eagle.

My cat sneezes on people when they get near him.

 

[Bryan]

MY CAT is an office cat.

 

[TheyCallMeC]

my cat brought in a jackrabbit as big as he is.

/thread

 

[Smilodon]

My cat beats up my dog, it is a golden retriever.

 

[wewo]

My cat warms up the shower for me. When I turn on the water he runs over, jumps on the side of the tub and licks the faucet until the water is warm. Then he gets down so I can go in a nice warm shower and he lays on the floor mat until I get out

 

[RAFIKI]

i hate cats

 

[GlobalRoyal]

Yea, he da man.