Crate Unboxing Simulator

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EDIT: Original url taken down, the bandwidth was capped.

To get it just download it here. http://www.mediafire.com/?4gs8wqkod4rpym3

Taken from SPUF, http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2002938.

This is making me really regret ever buying keys, but at the same time making me want to when I get some really awesome unusual back to back. Random chance is random, I've spent like 1200$ before I saw an unusual and other times 30$. Got a sunbeams tyrant ><, stupid fake hats.

Just hold down spacebar, post a screenshot of the cool unusual and your stats.

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Wait...is this like fakely unboxing an item w/o spending money on TF2?
I don't get it..

Edit: NVM, I get it now. So it's just uncrating w/o spending money.
Also, don't download it. I think this one is better:

http://www.cratesim.com/ - I don't think its exactly like the "real thing" because it's not. I barely opened 20 crates and got 3 unusuals already. Also, in TF2 it's 10x harder to get an unusual than this.
 
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It's a simulation unboxing, showing the chances of actually getting an unusual. And yes, it's accurate, you just got extremely lucky, some people have gone super long lengths without getting one.

This one is better than any other i've seen. The chance of an unusual is 1%.
 
Damn, this stimulation thing makes me want to go and unbox. OMG!
I've gotten 4 unusuals within 40ish crates already.
 
I wish this thing was real.

Got a Burning Flames Respectless Rubber Glove. That probably would've gone for at least $215.
 
My luck is about the same on this as the real one, I went 40 times and got about 30 normal items, 5 hats, and 5 other items, 0 unusuals, sadness...
 
I don't get why you guys want an unusual so badly. It's just a bunch of pixels.why not save your money and spend it on something that is real, or just give it to support a charity.
 
Louis VI said:
I don't get why you guys want an unusual so badly. It's just a bunch of pixels.why not save your money and spend it on something that is real, or just give it to support a charity.
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LOUIS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! They might contain HATS!

Also it appears that the site has gone down. Bummer.
 
You got an unusual hat!
It only cost you a whopping $110.00!
Overall, you have used 44 keys, worth $110.00.
Your most expensive unusual hat this session cost $107.50 and your cheapest cost $107.50.
Your last unusual hat: Searing Plasma Prussian Pickelhaube.
$110???!!!! lol I have already spent that much j/k
 
Scotch Bonnet with Scorching Flames on my 164th key

-----STATS-----
Weapons: 66
Paints: 39
Normal Hats: 39
Tags: 19
Duels: 0
Unusual Hats: 1

Money Spent: $410

*Addicting, thanks for sharing lol*

After spending $1000...

-----STATS-----
Weapons: 190
Normal Hats: 80
Paints: 77
Tags: 50
Unusual Hats: 3
Duels: 0

Looks like Duels are more rare than Unusual Hats xD

After spending $10000...

-----STATS-----
Weapons: 1760
Normal Hats: 918
Paints: 834
Tags: 443
Unusual Hats: 45
Duels: 0

Total Items: 4000
Most expensive unusual: $955
Least expensive unusual: $2.50
Longest unusual drought: 381
Longest hat streak: 8
Longest hat drought: 28
Average unusual cost: $221.33
Keys since your last unusual: 16

*I literally got 3 unusuals in a row while using this lol*
 
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Kamon said:
LOUIS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! They might contain HATS!

Also it appears that the site has gone down. Bummer.
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Gentlemen.

Hummhurrrderp.

HAT'S as you so call it, are just a bunch of pixels !

Now for proof:
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ZOOM IN !

And there you go !

And please watch your backs !
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Now farewell !
 
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