Theories on the Grockets?

I wonder if my friend's right about this:

Fright Bot: Rockets Crashed and Hidden all over TF2. The Rocket models are called "Grockets". Theres a new space-based defense game coming to PC soon called "Unstoppable Gorg". It's going to be a tiny soldier update (There is a hidden soldier shotgun in the game, and tons of soldier weapons in beta.) to promote Unstoppable Grog.


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9PFTpIend0[/ame]
 
The rockets are clearly ships belonging to an alien race trying to conquer the planet to harvest it's vast hat resources.
 
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Yeah they're called grockets because it's the name of the model in the model viewer.
 
GRockets could also mean Guided Rockets, if you look at the meet the medic in the beginning, the rockets do seem do be guided.

So its either a fishing update, or yet another solly update.
 
Grockets = Garbage Rockets. Rockets made from garbage. The pyro worked in a junkyard and wanted to travel to space, built the rocket, but crashed. He was horribly burned, but refused to give up his dream of space flight. He has since built more rockets and crashed more.

Mystery solved.
 
Grockets = Garbage Rockets. Rockets made from garbage. The pyro worked in a junkyard and wanted to travel to space, built the rocket, but crashed. He was horribly burned, but refused to give up his dream of space flight. He has since built more rockets and crashed more.

Mystery solved.

Psh, that's the most ridiculous theory I've ever heard! I mean, we all the know Pyro is a she! The rest is fine.
 
The mystery has been lifted and soldier's battlecry will be of lasers!
 
Must craft now. Quick, get the recipies! Get the spare weapons! Fire up the furnaces!
 
I know what it is.

D.A.R.T.H's forces finally got the last ship of the evil, notorius, Dr. NinjaFluff!
 

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