You are balling.
Think about it, while in the military you have almost no expenses. You are given a place to stay on base, if you have a family or are married you are given money to stay off base. If you eat on base it is dirt cheap, like $2.00 will buy you a full breakfast worth 10-15 at a civilian establishment. The only real expenses you have are your car (if you have one), the gas and insurance for said car (with USAA that is also really cheap), and a cell phone bill. The military isn't that bad of a deal when not deployed, especially if you are career military and are stationed or posted to a state side command.
-Oprah
Dell makes a computer they KNOW WILL BREAK and charges you extra for a warranty plan. Its not worth it. Just look up a tutorial how to build you own and how to install custom lighting to your case and you have the same thing for hundreds or maybe thousands cheaper.
Just because you make a lot of money doesn't mean you're supposed to shop stupid.

I have an alienware desktop that is a nice, pretty paper weight! I had it less than 2 months and the cheapness of the reservoir cracked and fried it. The idea of water + electronics is retarded (yes that means im retarded for buying it lol) As far as their laptops, they are really dependable.