Roll out the red carpet...

[The IRS]

Hello everyone! You'll see me in the servers much more often, and I thought I should introduce myself.

I'm the Tax-Man. I've been in this clan for a long time. And I've picked up playing frequently again. So, please love me... I'm lonely...

 

[Howl Pendragon]

Don't worry, I love you *gives cake and cookies*

 

[Dalsia]

This man will break your heart. Watch out for his seemingly charming personality, his good looks and his James Bond-esque demeanor.

 

[Howl Pendragon]

Him or me? :S

 

[Ducttape]

Hey IRS, been a while mate.

 

[VP :3]

Aye... But do you have what it takes to out snipe me in 2Fort?

 

[Shiznoe]

Welcome IRS!

 

[eightDash]

I believe I've seen you around before. Welcome back.

 

[WaterSnake]

It's been like what, 20 years?


Good to have you back man.

 

[xosniper]

Welcome back Taxman!!!!



[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz9ddxEQnM[/ame]

 

[The IRS]

Dalsia, just because you're unsure of your feelings for me doesn't mean you should spread lies. There's always a place in my heart for you.

Aye... But do you have what it takes to out snipe me in 2Fort?

Uh, yes.

 

[iBeast]

I've seen you around, welcome back.
You can catch me on 2fort or mesa.

 

[Bond]

I love how you can have a 3 to 1 K/D in 2fort and still lose points in HLstats because all the noobs take 25 points a kill from you D:

 

[The IRS]

@Bond

Yeah, I'm not a big HLstats fan. I'm trying to get "IRSstats" implemented.
The basic idea is, every single point goes to me.