The difference between Canadians and Americans :D

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50 FAHRENHEIT (10C)
•Californians shiver uncontrolably
•Canadians plant gardens

35 FAHRENHEIT (1.6C)
•Italian cars won't start
•Canadian drive with the windows down

32 FAHRENHEIT (0C)
•American water freezes
•Canadian water gets thicker

0 FAHRENHEIT (-17.9C)
•New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
•Canadians have the last barbecue of the season

-60 FAHRENHEIT (-51C)
•Mount St. Helenes freezes
•Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door

-100 FAHERNHEIT (-73C)
•Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
•Ottawa canal opens for skating

-173 FAHRENHEIT (-114C)
•Ethyl alcohol freezes
•Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460 FAHRENHEIT (-273C)
•Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
•Canadians start saying "cold eh?"

-500 FAHRENHEIT (-295C)
•Hell freezes over
•Leafs win Stanley Cup
 
Pfft, my family comes from the Soviet Union. We just laugh at all of the above temperatures.

... those not laughing are then sent to Gulag.
 
For me being Canadian who now lives in Florida, I laugh at people shivering at 50-60 degrees.
 
Ok this is why i think it is cold at 20 degrees faheriet. First i was born in Israel, where most people know is a warm place since it's near the desert. I lived there for 4 years until coming here. My parents are from Russia as well, which is wierd. Anyways that was funny, you made a funny. :D
 
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•Leafs win Stanley Cup
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!mistrust
Prepare to be eaten, mortal.
 
"-500 FAHRENHEIT (-295C)
•Hell freezes over
•Leafs win Stanley Cup "

That was the funniest :P
 
Ahahaha, I hate the leafs... GO WINGS!

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•Leafs win Stanley Cup
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Prepare to be eaten, mortal.
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Hmm not funny?

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... those not laughing are then sent to Gulag.
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Oh no NOT THE GULAG PLEASE! Don't take me away! PLEASE!
 
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-500 FAHRENHEIT (-295C)
•Hell freezes over
•Leafs win Stanley Cup
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Lawlz...even though the Leafs are my favorite eastern conference team....
 
[quote1204636284=SpetzNaz]
Pfft, my family comes from the Soviet Union. We just laugh at all of the above temperatures.

... those not laughing are then sent to Gulag.
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lol :P
 
its a well known fact that ManBearPig can survive in up too -1000 F degrees...and thats after he sheds his winter coat :P
 
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