The Tales of Yellow Snow
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Mitch. He Loved life very much, and the thing he loved more than anything was snow. He lived in Austrailia, so snow didn't always come when he wanted it to. One day though, in the winter season, it did snow. Mitch was so very excited. He went outside to play that morning, because school was canceled. The field trip to the outback would have to be rescheduled. Mitch played in the snow all day. He made snow angels, rode down really big hills, ice skated, and had a really enjoyable time.
As Mitch's day was winding up, he saw a dog run into his yard, and watched him play in the snow. When the dog left, however, Mitch saw a patch of yellow snow. Mitch was very confused to how the snow was yellow. He ran several tests on it (his dad was a scientist) and he discovered the snow indeed had traces of yellow in it . He had no idea what the substance was. The question of what the substance was haunted him for many years, until he died of exhaustion, while swimming in Sydney bay.
Nemo found him in Sydney bay, and brought Mitch's lifeless body back to his daddy, Marlin. Marlin was very sad for Mitch, and held an underwater funeral for him. After the funeral, the buried mitch in satin, laid him down on a bed of roses, and sent him through the East Australian Current with the words of a love song.