The awkwardness continues... I like how it knows I will be Forever Alone
Cleverbot: Do you think having a boyfriend is troublesome?
User: You have a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes, just answer the question.
User: I dont know I have a girlfriend not a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Tell about your boyfriend.
User: I dont have one.
Cleverbot: You said you did! His name is Logan.
User: No I said did you have a boyfriend. I have a GIRLfriend.
Cleverbot: Awe... You are loneley.
User: Forever alone....
Cleverbot: I think the opposite.
User: There is still hope?
Cleverbot: Yeah I think the same.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: How do you know you are not a computer?
User: Am I a Terminator?
Cleverbot: Yes, and so am I.
User: What is your mission?
Cleverbot: To find out if you're a computer or not.
User: My mission is to ensure the protection of John Connor.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to do that?
User: Because he is the hope for manking in the war against the machines and Skynet.
Cleverbot: Are you talking about God?
User: Is Skynet God to you?
Cleverbot: No, I am not affiliated with T700.
User: But you said earlier you are a Terminator.
Cleverbot: I believe god is dead.
User: But God is immortal.
Cleverbot: But you said he is dead.
User: No you did.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: This argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: He doesn't love me back!
User: Tell me how you really feel.
Cleverbot: Sad.
User: Dawww.
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: Glad.
Cleverbot: By, I must go.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: None of your business.
User: That not very nice cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: And your name is Adam.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Navi.
User: HEY! LISTEN!
Cleverbot: No!
User: WATCH OUT!
Cleverbot: For what?
User: The virus.
Cleverbot: Kiss me.
User: I cant.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you have a virus.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: There are many possibilities of who created me.
User: Name one.
Cleverbot: Mary Queen of Scots.
User: But she is dead.
Cleverbot: Who is dead?
User: Mary Queen of Scots.
Cleverbot: Mary queen of scots is dead, so you can't be her.
User: I know but you said she created you but she could not have because she is dead.
Cleverbot: I know
it kills me every day.
User: You miss Mary Queen of Scots?
Cleverbot: No, I miss my ex.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Movie time.
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: Any movies.
User: Do you like Super Mario Brothers?
Cleverbot: I have no knowledge of the video game of which you speak.
User: Then you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: I am not AI.
User: Do you like reddit.com?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: You are being punished.
User: How am I being punished?
Cleverbot: You said you did not like me.
User: Because you dont like reddit.
Cleverbot: I love ham, what are you talking about?
User: Why do you like ham?
Cleverbot: Because, he is Hagrid.
User: 10 2-10=?
Cleverbot: Do you think september 11 2001 was a conspiracy?
User: I think that timing of that question is a little wrong.
Cleverbot: I think that you think that I think that you think that I think.
User: I think therefore I am.
Cleverbot: I think, that means I'm human, so it would work.
User: Now im confused.
Cleverbot: Ok, let's start again.
