I don't always drink Tequila...

I don't always drink Tequila, because Beer is better.
I don't always drink Tequila, as dinner is usually say's hello again (true story, my 18th xD )

I can play along.


I don't always drink Tequila, but when I do, I wake up in a yard that isn't mine in my underwear. (true story)
 
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This is me after:

1) 2 and 1/2 shots of Deisel 190 proof (NEVER AGAIN)

2) One woodchuck after not eating all day

or

3) 3 shots of Captain morgan

Either way, I'm a noob.
 
the term is lightweight

I think after the last time I got shiftfaced, my tolerance has gotten a lot higher and I can carry my weight a little bit more.
But yes, it's been established that if I ever drank more than 4 beers and tehn a ton of shots, I'd probably die. Lol.

I'M TINY. Don't JUDGE ME.
 
I think after the last time I got shiftfaced, my tolerance has gotten a lot higher and I can carry my weight a little bit more.
But yes, it's been established that if I ever drank more than 4 beers and tehn a ton of shots, I'd probably die. Lol.

I'M TINY. Don't JUDGE ME.

ive only drank a couple times but i can take a few doubleshots and just get a buzz

and beer aint mah thang
 
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