Hey you Jabroni's, play more zombie mod

Y u no play zombie escape?

  • School started and I have no time for zombie escape!

    Points: 4 11.8%
  • I am in fact, a Jabroni

    Points: 9 26.5%
  • I want Rogue to lose his job again

    Points: 9 26.5%
  • I'm in the same boat as you Shadow

    Points: 12 35.3%

  • Total voters
    34

Shadow19

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Hi all!
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Shadow19 here for another friendly and supportive thread from eGO's most professional and responsible admin.

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JUST KIDDING, RAGE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Listen up nerds
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School is back in session, but that is no excuse for you to not be catering to my every whim, and recently I have been taking pleasure out of playing zombie escape. The only problem is, THERE'S NO ONE PLAYING IT!!!
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After a long day of driving around for 10 minutes trying to find a halfway close parking spot at college so that my calves don't feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger at the end of Terminator 2,
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, I like to wind down. This usually consists of stripping to my boxers, watching a scene from Yentl, and playing CSS.

Now, when the physics in jail are working properly and I am unable to grief people with various objects, I tend to look for alternate ways of amusement. One way is to hop on the zombie server and act giddy from being chased by zombies (I literally giggle when narrowly escaping one). Recently, however, every time I go to join the server, I see that not a single person is on.

Why is this?
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Did you forget you even wanted a zombie server? Here, let my best Canasian (Canadian asian) friend PhaseXero remind you:
http://www.edge-gamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154643&highlight=zombie

Are you all scaredy-cats?
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I made a poll because I have a stripping neurosis. Here are my responses to you depending on which option you picked:

1. School started and I have no time for zombie escape!
Response: see nerdy Dawson gif

2. I am in fact, a Jabroni
Response: slow your role and play more zombie escape

3. I want Rogue to lose his job again
Response: Nighthawk can't support their marriage on his income alone

4. I'm in the same boat as you Shadow
Response:
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That about wraps up this thread of magical wonder, so remember, play more zombie escape! Seriously guys.
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This was cute as hell.

But, yeah, I never play because no one else never gets on, and when I do try to fill it usually only about 3 people get on. But still...I see your point.
 
yea well i get on when we all try to fill it but usually there is only about 2 or 3 ppl max maybe if it was like 5 it could be a bit fun
 
yea well i get on when we all try to fill it but usually there is only about 2 or 3 ppl max maybe if it was like 5 it could be a bit fun

If you invite a bunch of friends, you could easily get 12 people, then a few more show up. The only problem is, after an hour or so, they all leave ._.
 
Well, now that I have things settled up, I can start playing more on CSS (my brother took my account as a hostage to play TF2, then finally made his own, but plays in my laptop @.@) zombie escape is one of my favorite servers, so if you see me playing something else and want me to join you in ZE, give me a call, the sure thing is that I'll go (except when I'm on a scrim)..let's fill the ZErver again
 
Somewhere in this thread there are trolls ... I dont know where but when I find them ...

No, wait... First Post @_@... is major trollz @_@...

Y'all should also invite your friendly neighborly zombie, Soul of a Sinner. As our resident zombie he always answers the call to join ZE even when in school, sleeps, or where ever...

Jail maps, Zombies, and Internet Spaceships is my life @_@...
 
Somewhere in this thread there are trolls ... I dont know where but when I find them ...

No, wait... First Post @_@... is major trollz @_@...

Y'all should also invite your friendly neighborly zombie, Soul of a Sinner. As our resident zombie he always answers the call to join ZE even when in school, sleeps, or where ever...

Jail maps, Zombies, and Internet Spaceships is my life @_@...

Just the spaceships you poor poor capsuleer.
 
This is hands down, the single greatest thread of all time.
 

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