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All I can say is that it better not be one of the hats I gave you
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All I can say is that it better not be one of the hats I gave you
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Yes. Very concerned.
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I'mma go talk to Noise about it.
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Thx for the items its a great trading XD
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Thanks for the Gunslinger! 
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Enjoy the items guys!
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Sure, just send me a message when you can.
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Well it doesn't make me any profit. Profit farming is reserved for non-eGO members :w00t:
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Enjoy the weapons guys!
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Plenty of items available.
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Great service guys! A shining example of the Spirit of eGO.
However, I am reminded of this:
?I do it to make a profit.?
?But how can you make a profit? You lose two cents an egg.?
?But I make a profit of three and a quarter cents an egg by selling them for four and a quarter cents an egg to the people in Malta I buy them from for seven cents an egg. Of course, I don?t make the profit. The syndicate makes the profit. And everybody has a share.?
Yossarian felt he was beginning to understand. ?And the people you sell the eggs to at four and a quarter cents apiece make a profit of two and three quarter cents apiece when they sell them back to you at seven cents apiece. Is that right? Why don?t you sell the eggs directly to you and eliminate the people you buy them from??
?Because I?m the people I buy them from,? Milo explained. ?I make a profit of three and a quarter cents apiece when I sell them to me and a profit of two and three quarter cents apiece when I buy them back from me. That?s a total profit of six cents an egg. I lose only two cents an egg when I sell them to the mess halls at five cents apiece, and that?s how I can make a profit buying eggs for seven cents apiece and selling them for five cents apiece. I pay only one cent apiece at the hen when I buy them in Sicily.?
?In Malta,? Yossarian corrected. ?You buy your eggs in Malta, not Sicily.?
Milo chortled proudly. ?I don?t buy eggs in Malta,? he confessed? ?I buy them in Sicily for one cent apiece and transfer them to Malta secretly at four and a half cents apiece in order to get the price of eggs up to seven cents apiece when people come to Malta looking for them.?
?Why do people come to Malta for eggs when they?re so expensive there??
?Because they?ve always done it that way.?
?Why don?t they look for eggs in Sicily??
?Because they?ve never done it that way.?
?Now I really don?t understand. Why don?t you sell your mess halls the eggs for seven cents apiece instead of for five cents apiece??
?Because my mess halls would have no need for me then. Anyone can buy seven-cents-apiece eggs for seven cents apiece.?
?Why don?t they bypass you and buy the eggs directly from you in Malta at four and a quarter cents apiece??
?Because I wouldn?t sell it to them.?
?Why wouldn?t you sell it to them??
?Because then there wouldn?t be as much room for profit. At least this way I can make a bit for myself as a middleman.?
?Then you do make a profit for yourself,? Yossarian declared.
?Of course I do. But it all goes to the syndicate. And everybody has a share??
?But how can you make a profit? You lose two cents an egg.?
?But I make a profit of three and a quarter cents an egg by selling them for four and a quarter cents an egg to the people in Malta I buy them from for seven cents an egg. Of course, I don?t make the profit. The syndicate makes the profit. And everybody has a share.?
Yossarian felt he was beginning to understand. ?And the people you sell the eggs to at four and a quarter cents apiece make a profit of two and three quarter cents apiece when they sell them back to you at seven cents apiece. Is that right? Why don?t you sell the eggs directly to you and eliminate the people you buy them from??
?Because I?m the people I buy them from,? Milo explained. ?I make a profit of three and a quarter cents apiece when I sell them to me and a profit of two and three quarter cents apiece when I buy them back from me. That?s a total profit of six cents an egg. I lose only two cents an egg when I sell them to the mess halls at five cents apiece, and that?s how I can make a profit buying eggs for seven cents apiece and selling them for five cents apiece. I pay only one cent apiece at the hen when I buy them in Sicily.?
?In Malta,? Yossarian corrected. ?You buy your eggs in Malta, not Sicily.?
Milo chortled proudly. ?I don?t buy eggs in Malta,? he confessed? ?I buy them in Sicily for one cent apiece and transfer them to Malta secretly at four and a half cents apiece in order to get the price of eggs up to seven cents apiece when people come to Malta looking for them.?
?Why do people come to Malta for eggs when they?re so expensive there??
?Because they?ve always done it that way.?
?Why don?t they look for eggs in Sicily??
?Because they?ve never done it that way.?
?Now I really don?t understand. Why don?t you sell your mess halls the eggs for seven cents apiece instead of for five cents apiece??
?Because my mess halls would have no need for me then. Anyone can buy seven-cents-apiece eggs for seven cents apiece.?
?Why don?t they bypass you and buy the eggs directly from you in Malta at four and a quarter cents apiece??
?Because I wouldn?t sell it to them.?
?Why wouldn?t you sell it to them??
?Because then there wouldn?t be as much room for profit. At least this way I can make a bit for myself as a middleman.?
?Then you do make a profit for yourself,? Yossarian declared.
?Of course I do. But it all goes to the syndicate. And everybody has a share??
Sorry, had to 
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So Idol...
That means I can buy all of your hats for 2 scrap apiece and sell them to my idle accounts for 3 scrap apiece to make a profit? Also, thanks for the kind words regarding the bank!
That means I can buy all of your hats for 2 scrap apiece and sell them to my idle accounts for 3 scrap apiece to make a profit? Also, thanks for the kind words regarding the bank!
