Thank you all for the well wishes. We are both ok, just sore. It doesn't help that we're moving to a new place this weekend, so we're working on packing as well, which is impeding our speedy recovery.
The response from you all is heart-warming and overwhelming. From both of us, thank you. Ashley has never understood my computer time, and what I do with EdgeGamers, and I had her sit down and read this thread in it's entirety. She was teary eyed (once I explained who 'left' was) by the response.
Rest assured, I will be back soon. The Advisor team all know how to get a hold of me, and I'm keeping in communication with them during my absence. I'll be back soon!
Your faithful servant,
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