Loadout Pimping and other escapades

[Bond]

Help me pimp my loadout D:

Strange Black Box (needs name and desc.)
Mantreads (done)
Market Gardener (needs name and desc.)

So far I've only been able to come up with something for the Mantreads:

"The Well-Tempered Bombardier"
The wise soldier will hold his ground and fight to the death; he shall simply be slain. But woe to the dog that tucks his tail twixt the legs, for he shall B-flattened.

 

[SnowCanary]

How about "The American Boot" or "This American Boot" for the Mantreads. It fits with some of the Soldier's lines.

 

[Tupperware]

for the black box: The Orange Crate
The Market Gardener: zerst?ren (destroy in german)

 

[Cyclone]

Blackbox: "Pandora's Box"

Description: "Upon draw, Pandora's Box will unleash a fiery hell to whoever is foolish enough to come across it's path."

I just WON that.

Market Gardener: "The Murderer's Rake"

Description: "Before the murderer took up gardening, he killed people with it. They say gardening is healthy, but is it really?

 

[Noise]

For the Market Gardener, call it The Huntsman.

For the Mantreads, call it the Backburner

Don't name your blackbox, its pointless to have a strange weapon if you name it.

 

[Bond]

Got an idea for the gardener:


The Ace of Spade
desc: There's a reason the same five people play World Poker every year; it's skill not luck.



y/n

 

[Believer]

For the Strange Black Box: "Oceanic 815" (a LOST reference)
For the Market Gardener: "Monty's Shovel" (reference to Field Marshall Montgomery)

That's all I can come up with now, will get back to you.