Funny joke i found on a Biker forum i frequent.
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A man is pulled over on the highway, and along with his license and registration, he passes his concealed-carry permit to the officer.
"Are you carrying now, sir?"
"Yes I am. I have my Smith & Wesson .357 mag under my arm. There's also a Glock 9-mil under the seat and a S&W snub-nose .38 in the glove compartment.
"And in the trunk, I have an AR-15, a 30-30 hunting rifle, and a 12-ga pump shotgun."
"Sir, are you on your way to or from a range?"
"No, I'm not."
"Sir, what are you afraid of?"
"Not a damn thing!"
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A man is pulled over on the highway, and along with his license and registration, he passes his concealed-carry permit to the officer.
"Are you carrying now, sir?"
"Yes I am. I have my Smith & Wesson .357 mag under my arm. There's also a Glock 9-mil under the seat and a S&W snub-nose .38 in the glove compartment.
"And in the trunk, I have an AR-15, a 30-30 hunting rifle, and a 12-ga pump shotgun."
"Sir, are you on your way to or from a range?"
"No, I'm not."
"Sir, what are you afraid of?"
"Not a damn thing!"
