Giving away 20% off discount code for Origin

[Tqnbeanz]

Hey everyone, I have a 20% off promo code that can be used on Origin (to buy BF3!?!?!?) up for grabs if anyone wants it!

I was going to use it to buy BF3 Back to Karkand but then I found out you can only use the discount on full games... so now I don't know what to buy. The code expires in 3 weeks and I don't think there's any other games out there on Origin that I want to buy so I'll just give it to someone!

I currently offered it to my friend but if he doesn't reply to me within a few days, I'll give it to someone here (i'll send it to you via PM).

All you have to do if you want this code is make me laugh. I'll put the names of everyone able to make me laugh into a hat or something and pick someone at random! Good luck guys (and girls!).

 

[Lukeirish]

There where two fish in a tank, one turned to the other and said "How do you drive this thing?"

 

[FireHazard772]

You want a laugh? Lookup Jeff Dunham and/or Brian Regan on Youtube.

 

[PloxBox]

1st joke: A man walks into a bar, except it was a metal one, like a pole, so it hurt.

2nd joke: I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

3rd joke: I once planned on going to a clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.

 

[Raul Tha Monk]

Is this legit?

 

[Tqnbeanz]

Lukeirish and PloxBox, your jokes didn't make me laugh but there was a small grin there so I'll give it to you guys anyway!

FireHazard, Loved Regan's UPS video!


Raul, Why wouldn't it be? haha

 

[Brandon]

What do you call Beanz that crosses with Tgn? TgnBeanz! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ....not funny bro

 

[Tqnbeanz]

It'll be funny if you got my name right (( tQnbeanz! I think i'll just put everyone who comments on here with an attempt at a joke in the drawing!

 

[Tqnbeanz]

anyone else want to try to get at this? you've got nothing to lose but a few seconds of your time to tell me a joke that will make me lol, rofl, lmao, or anything else!

 

[disappearer]

BE ADVISED

BF3-related lulz incoming!


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-mxRFgPN4Q[/ame]


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToxoeJwGJcw[/ame]

 

[PloxBox]

Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?

A: He was the bat-boy.


2.

It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "

What will you have?" the bartender asked.

"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.

"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"

3.

Why does the NEW Swedish navy have glass-bottom boats?

To see the OLD Swedish navy.

 

[Tqnbeanz]

haha disappearer! great videos, loved the editing on the 2nd one.

 

[Dayman]

I'll be honest i dont want the coupon. BUt it's chuck norris...

 

[Tqnbeanz]

Loving the Gifs Dayman, I'll make sure to give your coupon to one lucky winner if your name is picked!

 

[Tqnbeanz]

I opened up all your profiles in tabs and just moved the mouse around and see who it stopped on. First person who's profile gets stopped on 5 times first wins.

Luke, just curious... do you play lacrosse?

Doesn't matter cause you won anyway.
Code will be IM'd to you if you reply before 12/12, if not code will go to guy in second place.


Results(just in case you're curious):
Luke 5
Brandon 3
Fire 2
Day 2
Plox 2

 

[Lukeirish]

Thanks Man, and yes I do play lacrosse