Banelings $60 steam contest
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Before the dawn of time, there was a shrine.
"Ah what a sight", said Luke in a fright.
This shrine you may ask, was a thing from the past.
So shiny that if you would touch it, you would end up in a cast.
Surely this is a fraud, a joke for the fools. But what you need to see, the shrine of holidays is more then a tool.
It's a powerful gift, more then you could believe
It created Darth, who Meowed a bit to much you see.
Then came the shoutbox, oh eGO was filled with joy
For overused memes and announcements that were deployed.
But what was saved for next, is close to the best
CSS was made into a division, a crash landing test
To strain the limits, and it did prevail.
So Dust was created, and other maps created without any fail
So what is the matter? A revokee may ask.
Well you freekilled, and i won't take that sass.
Then Desmolizer came on, cute as glass
And muffinz joined in, rocking the class.
Jensen soon followed, with his voice changer it's true.
AFK Ric, chilling in his room.
Ah, i got off topic, but no need to hear.
People began walking, searching in tears,
for this shrine of the holidays, lost in the fear
The morale of the story is all but clear,
but what you need to see, Is that the holidays are here.
-On the spot make up :/ Hope it was somewhat enjoyable!
"Ah what a sight", said Luke in a fright.
This shrine you may ask, was a thing from the past.
So shiny that if you would touch it, you would end up in a cast.
Surely this is a fraud, a joke for the fools. But what you need to see, the shrine of holidays is more then a tool.
It's a powerful gift, more then you could believe
It created Darth, who Meowed a bit to much you see.
Then came the shoutbox, oh eGO was filled with joy
For overused memes and announcements that were deployed.
But what was saved for next, is close to the best
CSS was made into a division, a crash landing test
To strain the limits, and it did prevail.
So Dust was created, and other maps created without any fail
So what is the matter? A revokee may ask.
Well you freekilled, and i won't take that sass.
Then Desmolizer came on, cute as glass
And muffinz joined in, rocking the class.
Jensen soon followed, with his voice changer it's true.
AFK Ric, chilling in his room.
Ah, i got off topic, but no need to hear.
People began walking, searching in tears,
for this shrine of the holidays, lost in the fear
The morale of the story is all but clear,
but what you need to see, Is that the holidays are here.
-On the spot make up :/ Hope it was somewhat enjoyable!
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Twas the Night before Christmas.
BiG AfRiCaN sat in his chair.
See, AfRiCaN was a poor fellow.
AfRiCaN can not work you see, he broke his legs while jumping off of Kitty to CT Spawn.
Even if poor AfRiCaN could work, his car has been broken and now is used for T's to stand on and to shoot through double doors.
See, BiG AfRiCaN had nothing.
No family, Nothing.
The only thing he owned was a computer.
His house was as empty as eGO's CSS Scrim division ( Unfortunately
)
He had only one game, this game twas CSS
O, Big boy AfRiCaN loved CSS to no end!
As much as AfRiCaN loved CSS, he started to grow bored.
He needs something to keep him happy.
One day, AfRiCaN prayed. He Prayed to the eGO Gods.
He prayed they would send him the $60 that he so very much deserves.
AfRiCaN is such a kind fellow, he doesn't deserve to live like this.
When the eGO Gods received his prayer, it was a no-brainer. They sent the money to BiG Boy AfRiCaN!
AfRiCaN ran the streets in praise screaming "Thank you eGO Gods, O thank you!"
He skipped down each road in pure joy!
He still was picking up left over food from dumpsters for dinner however.
But, BiG AfRiCaN never seemed so happy....
:thumbup:
It's genius IK^ Anyway, I would like to thank
eGO for giving me this great opportunity, this is a great idea and its really cool that you guys can do this. Thanks again.
BiG AfRiCaN sat in his chair.
See, AfRiCaN was a poor fellow.
AfRiCaN can not work you see, he broke his legs while jumping off of Kitty to CT Spawn.
Even if poor AfRiCaN could work, his car has been broken and now is used for T's to stand on and to shoot through double doors.
See, BiG AfRiCaN had nothing.
No family, Nothing.
The only thing he owned was a computer.
His house was as empty as eGO's CSS Scrim division ( Unfortunately
)He had only one game, this game twas CSS
O, Big boy AfRiCaN loved CSS to no end!
As much as AfRiCaN loved CSS, he started to grow bored.
He needs something to keep him happy.
One day, AfRiCaN prayed. He Prayed to the eGO Gods.
He prayed they would send him the $60 that he so very much deserves.
AfRiCaN is such a kind fellow, he doesn't deserve to live like this.
When the eGO Gods received his prayer, it was a no-brainer. They sent the money to BiG Boy AfRiCaN!
AfRiCaN ran the streets in praise screaming "Thank you eGO Gods, O thank you!"
He skipped down each road in pure joy!
He still was picking up left over food from dumpsters for dinner however.
But, BiG AfRiCaN never seemed so happy....
:thumbup:
It's genius IK^ Anyway, I would like to thank
eGO for giving me this great opportunity, this is a great idea and its really cool that you guys can do this. Thanks again.
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2009
- Messages
- 1,295
How Beta Stole Christmas
It's Christmas time! It's the time of the year where you have fun and get all those cool toys. It's the year of joy and greatness, a really fun time, but you just can't handle all that noise. Everyone is Edgeville comes to the center of town to celebrate christmas without a frown. All but Beta sitting at the tippy top of the snow covered hill, just frowning his face and looking for somebody to kill. " I shall stop christmas and i must, if i don't I'll bite the dust!" You can see Beta is determined to stop it, we all don't know why, he doesn't have a permit. Maybe it's just the fact that he doesn't get enough respect, probably he his now wrecked. Or it could be that he hates a few of the gamers, he thinks they are all lamers. The most probable reason is that he didn't get his council promotion, and hes going to make his devious plan in motion. "If I'm going to storm their town, maybe I should dress like a clown. OR Santa clause. He spent the 2 days working on his devious disguise, this plan will definitely contribute to the town's demise. He dresses Donkey like a reindeer, but he doesn't have any headgear. Beta filled the sleigh will bags and bags and bags, he starts to question whether donkey can carry all this bags with hidious presents like video games, hardware, and Edgeville's flag. On midnight of Christmas eve, he sets off. Donkey doing the best he can controlling the sled with that jerk-off. They finally stop in the entrance of edgeville's, Beta steps off the sleight and said in pride " What a thrill!" Beta set off stealing everything the gamers had! He stole all the hardware, the games, all the items that will make the gamers sad. He went into everyone's houses. He went into Zimmy's, into Sniperwolf's, into tomi87's, even to the gamers spouses. He fled each house will a bag full of toys, it will definitely upset the boys. He went through every single house even the leaderships house! He went to misfit'138's house and started to get the lute, then suddenly the youngest eGO member Strong wakes up and walks to Beta looking cute. "Santa Clause, why are you stealing our games, our toys, our christmas tree? Even though beta pauses for a minute, he comes up with the plan to flee. " Little Strong you don't need to worry, I'm taking these aweful games in a hurry. You will get better hardware and games like call of duty, so you can go back and kick some booty." Beta leaves with this very aweful smerk in this face, he had taken all the hardware, the games from every place. He puts all the belongings in his sleigh, not knowing if Donkey can push all of this weight. Suprisingly, Donkey can. He pushed the sleight up the hill in ease and while Donkey pushed it up, Beta thought of what a successful plan. Donkey pushed the sleight right next to the abyss but first he had to take a piss. Dawn comes up and Beta looked to the town, but surprisingly, he didn't see a sad face, not even a single frown. He saw every single person in Edgeville coming into a circle around the biggest christmas tree in town square glee, he figured out they were worshiping John T. Ill Legend came out of his house with a megaphone in his hand saying " BETA YOU BETTER RETURN THESE PRESENTS NOW OR YOU WILL BE BANNED!!!" So Beta gave in and returned to the town with him returning the presents he oh so wanted now. Everything went back to normal in Christmas Day, Even Beta celebrated Christmas with gamers of today!
This is a story of Beta back when he was evil, he acted like a villain back when everything was medieval. Beta just like to say "I hope you learned your lesson, all of it is just have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
It's Christmas time! It's the time of the year where you have fun and get all those cool toys. It's the year of joy and greatness, a really fun time, but you just can't handle all that noise. Everyone is Edgeville comes to the center of town to celebrate christmas without a frown. All but Beta sitting at the tippy top of the snow covered hill, just frowning his face and looking for somebody to kill. " I shall stop christmas and i must, if i don't I'll bite the dust!" You can see Beta is determined to stop it, we all don't know why, he doesn't have a permit. Maybe it's just the fact that he doesn't get enough respect, probably he his now wrecked. Or it could be that he hates a few of the gamers, he thinks they are all lamers. The most probable reason is that he didn't get his council promotion, and hes going to make his devious plan in motion. "If I'm going to storm their town, maybe I should dress like a clown. OR Santa clause. He spent the 2 days working on his devious disguise, this plan will definitely contribute to the town's demise. He dresses Donkey like a reindeer, but he doesn't have any headgear. Beta filled the sleigh will bags and bags and bags, he starts to question whether donkey can carry all this bags with hidious presents like video games, hardware, and Edgeville's flag. On midnight of Christmas eve, he sets off. Donkey doing the best he can controlling the sled with that jerk-off. They finally stop in the entrance of edgeville's, Beta steps off the sleight and said in pride " What a thrill!" Beta set off stealing everything the gamers had! He stole all the hardware, the games, all the items that will make the gamers sad. He went into everyone's houses. He went into Zimmy's, into Sniperwolf's, into tomi87's, even to the gamers spouses. He fled each house will a bag full of toys, it will definitely upset the boys. He went through every single house even the leaderships house! He went to misfit'138's house and started to get the lute, then suddenly the youngest eGO member Strong wakes up and walks to Beta looking cute. "Santa Clause, why are you stealing our games, our toys, our christmas tree? Even though beta pauses for a minute, he comes up with the plan to flee. " Little Strong you don't need to worry, I'm taking these aweful games in a hurry. You will get better hardware and games like call of duty, so you can go back and kick some booty." Beta leaves with this very aweful smerk in this face, he had taken all the hardware, the games from every place. He puts all the belongings in his sleigh, not knowing if Donkey can push all of this weight. Suprisingly, Donkey can. He pushed the sleight up the hill in ease and while Donkey pushed it up, Beta thought of what a successful plan. Donkey pushed the sleight right next to the abyss but first he had to take a piss. Dawn comes up and Beta looked to the town, but surprisingly, he didn't see a sad face, not even a single frown. He saw every single person in Edgeville coming into a circle around the biggest christmas tree in town square glee, he figured out they were worshiping John T. Ill Legend came out of his house with a megaphone in his hand saying " BETA YOU BETTER RETURN THESE PRESENTS NOW OR YOU WILL BE BANNED!!!" So Beta gave in and returned to the town with him returning the presents he oh so wanted now. Everything went back to normal in Christmas Day, Even Beta celebrated Christmas with gamers of today!
This is a story of Beta back when he was evil, he acted like a villain back when everything was medieval. Beta just like to say "I hope you learned your lesson, all of it is just have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
>_>
OKAY we are done! any stories under this post will be only for entertainment and not counted for the contest, thanks all for the entries and css leadership will be reading and judging soon. winner will be contacted dec 24 or dec 25 depends on how long it takes them, have a great christmas everyone 
