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stolen from the interwebs. all credit to the original writer/translator.
[ame]http://soundcloud.com/twulff/dramatic-reading-of-the[/ame]
There was a demoman who liked his scrumpy, but a spy who stole day. He disguised himself as a heavy so that the demo was angry with him. But heavy was too big for the demo and knocked him down and placed over him and started a fight. He tried to defend himself by hitting the big man in the face with his pitchers, but was unsuccessful. Once done with the demo up and left saying "I put myself in your place." Demo continues to believe that he had stolen their scrumpy and could be drunk so that's why he did it to demoman. He just wanted to drink his back, but did not know that the spy did. Spy took his scrumpy and demo eventually found out, and ran to the blue base, where he met with the engineer to embrace the doctor for saving his life of a spy.
"Doctor, I'll never forget! Thank you!" but he spoke too soon as he turned and saw a DemoMan angry with his grenade launcher in hand, and a great end to their lives. their heads facing each other, still smiling engineer. Demoman thought it was sad, but I knew I had to do to move forward and kill the evil spy who was a thief. He went upstairs and found the spy sitting in a chair smoking a cigarette. "Demoman will not make your back scrumpy". said, and lit his cigarette on the wooden floor. The plant started burning wood since he was a spy and was protected by a ring of fire. "How is the bottle of scrumpy now? How it feels to be sober when you finally fight? "Spy said in a tone of evil. Demoman He did not know what to do, his spy had scrumpy and he could not do anything while he was protected by the style. Demoman need help from his teammates.
" HELP! "He shouted. To Pyro soon came to his aid and spy was surprised and terrified. Pyro extinguished the fire protection ring around the spy, and soon became French bread. Demoman was happy to see that the thief was brought to justice. turned slowly and saw on his desk ... scrumpy the Demoman. Demoman laughed merrily, and hastened to take what he's been waiting all this time. But when he grabbed the bottle, he noticed something wrong. the bottle was empty!
The end. I'm thinking about doing a story for a game a friend is doing. Tell me what you think! Sorry for my English, I am using a translator.
[ame]http://soundcloud.com/twulff/dramatic-reading-of-the[/ame]
There was a demoman who liked his scrumpy, but a spy who stole day. He disguised himself as a heavy so that the demo was angry with him. But heavy was too big for the demo and knocked him down and placed over him and started a fight. He tried to defend himself by hitting the big man in the face with his pitchers, but was unsuccessful. Once done with the demo up and left saying "I put myself in your place." Demo continues to believe that he had stolen their scrumpy and could be drunk so that's why he did it to demoman. He just wanted to drink his back, but did not know that the spy did. Spy took his scrumpy and demo eventually found out, and ran to the blue base, where he met with the engineer to embrace the doctor for saving his life of a spy.
"Doctor, I'll never forget! Thank you!" but he spoke too soon as he turned and saw a DemoMan angry with his grenade launcher in hand, and a great end to their lives. their heads facing each other, still smiling engineer. Demoman thought it was sad, but I knew I had to do to move forward and kill the evil spy who was a thief. He went upstairs and found the spy sitting in a chair smoking a cigarette. "Demoman will not make your back scrumpy". said, and lit his cigarette on the wooden floor. The plant started burning wood since he was a spy and was protected by a ring of fire. "How is the bottle of scrumpy now? How it feels to be sober when you finally fight? "Spy said in a tone of evil. Demoman He did not know what to do, his spy had scrumpy and he could not do anything while he was protected by the style. Demoman need help from his teammates.
" HELP! "He shouted. To Pyro soon came to his aid and spy was surprised and terrified. Pyro extinguished the fire protection ring around the spy, and soon became French bread. Demoman was happy to see that the thief was brought to justice. turned slowly and saw on his desk ... scrumpy the Demoman. Demoman laughed merrily, and hastened to take what he's been waiting all this time. But when he grabbed the bottle, he noticed something wrong. the bottle was empty!
The end. I'm thinking about doing a story for a game a friend is doing. Tell me what you think! Sorry for my English, I am using a translator.
