xosniper's 10 Rules to Victory 2: Revenge of the fixed
Hello there. It's been awhile players. A few years back I created a 10 rules to victory thread to help people become better at TF2. Sadly, that thread become an anomaly and was forced to be removed and never spoken of again.
I am here to give a revamped version to include not just TF2, but general gaming in general. (over use of the word general, I know)
so here we go.......................
Rule #1: Make sure your computer, monitor, mouse, keyboard, epicpwn headset, and blow dryer are plugged in and turned on before starting your gaming session.
Rule #2: Drink your favorite energy drink or caffeinated beverage or spoonfuls of sugar. You have to get that heart pumping almost to the point of cardiac arrest. You know, so you can pwn noobs with headshots.
Rule #3 STRETCHING!!! This is one of the more important rules. Get a good finger/wrist stretch in before gaming. Nothing worse then rushing in with your squad to disarm that bomb, only to cramp up when an enemy pops up and kills your entire team, then teabagging you while you scramble to ctrl-alt-del ragelog. Later on you would come back with an off the cuff excuse on how your pet chimpanzee went crazy and threw a banana at your router.
Rule #4 Know your maps. If you don't know your map, you might as well run around knifing doors, crates, afk team-mates at spawn, trees, and the occasional bad guy.
Rule #5 Never play without pants. Now, a lot of you will disagree with this rule since most play without pants, but trust me, you get a better grip when leaning/sliding in your chair so you can see around that corner. Pantless, you will only slide off your chair and spill your Tazo iced tea with extra lemon.
Rule #6: After 20 minutes of game play, no matter what your score is, announce over voice that you are rank #3 in the world in the ESEA Minecraft League. Trust me, people will not know what to do.
Rule #7: Never play TF2 with Idol. He will eventually get tired of you killing him, and proceed to ban you with the reason "Hey, I'm Idol, what did you expect". (If he played any other game that TF2 on 2fort, it would probably be the same thing)
Rule #8: See xosniper's 10 Rules to Victory Manual: Page 18.
Rule #9 Darth loves awards.
Rule #10: HAVE FUN and BE A TEAM PLAYER FOR QUAFFER SAKE!!!!!!
So there you go. If you follow these rules to the P, your K/D will become obsolete.
It is that time again, what say you???
:laugh:
Hello there. It's been awhile players. A few years back I created a 10 rules to victory thread to help people become better at TF2. Sadly, that thread become an anomaly and was forced to be removed and never spoken of again.
I am here to give a revamped version to include not just TF2, but general gaming in general. (over use of the word general, I know)
so here we go.......................
Rule #1: Make sure your computer, monitor, mouse, keyboard, epicpwn headset, and blow dryer are plugged in and turned on before starting your gaming session.
Rule #2: Drink your favorite energy drink or caffeinated beverage or spoonfuls of sugar. You have to get that heart pumping almost to the point of cardiac arrest. You know, so you can pwn noobs with headshots.
Rule #3 STRETCHING!!! This is one of the more important rules. Get a good finger/wrist stretch in before gaming. Nothing worse then rushing in with your squad to disarm that bomb, only to cramp up when an enemy pops up and kills your entire team, then teabagging you while you scramble to ctrl-alt-del ragelog. Later on you would come back with an off the cuff excuse on how your pet chimpanzee went crazy and threw a banana at your router.
Rule #4 Know your maps. If you don't know your map, you might as well run around knifing doors, crates, afk team-mates at spawn, trees, and the occasional bad guy.
Rule #5 Never play without pants. Now, a lot of you will disagree with this rule since most play without pants, but trust me, you get a better grip when leaning/sliding in your chair so you can see around that corner. Pantless, you will only slide off your chair and spill your Tazo iced tea with extra lemon.
Rule #6: After 20 minutes of game play, no matter what your score is, announce over voice that you are rank #3 in the world in the ESEA Minecraft League. Trust me, people will not know what to do.
Rule #7: Never play TF2 with Idol. He will eventually get tired of you killing him, and proceed to ban you with the reason "Hey, I'm Idol, what did you expect". (If he played any other game that TF2 on 2fort, it would probably be the same thing)
Rule #8: See xosniper's 10 Rules to Victory Manual: Page 18.
Rule #9 Darth loves awards.
Rule #10: HAVE FUN and BE A TEAM PLAYER FOR QUAFFER SAKE!!!!!!
So there you go. If you follow these rules to the P, your K/D will become obsolete.
It is that time again, what say you???
:laugh:
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