My Presence Needs Felt

[EyelessHunter]

Dear CS:S Division,

I have not been on the forums for awhile due to my real life becoming super busy. As the reigning community Thoame, I am concerned about the current state of the division. I feel like this forum needs some rampant masculinity and that's why I am here. Also, I would like to add that people who play on the jail server should not have basic human rights.

THAT IS ALL

 

[Muffs]

Dear God, I think hell just froze over. Eyelesshunter is back, hide the forums!

 

[spark]

god help us

 

[TheJollyRoger]

Hides in a brick, windowless hut.

 

[Beta]

Glad to have you back, Eyeless.

1. What can we do to stop the growing rate of "pony posters"?
2. When will we get 5 more jail servers?
3. What is Ill Legend's real name?

 

[Rogue Sniper]

Real question:

Where is your Jail Troll Posts?

I have yet to see any lately...

 

[TheJollyRoger]

Glad to have you back, Eyeless.

1. What can we do to stop the growing rate of "pony posters"?
2. When will we get 5 more jail servers?
3. What is Ill Legend's real name?

1. THEY'LL NEVER STOP! MWHAHAHAHA

3. We cant know, he's an alien remember?

http://www.edge-gamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=200201

 

[Raul Tha Monk]

i hope to see u sometime

 

[ReLaPse CT]

Welcome back!

 

[Frankvader]

dear lord help us all......
hide your babies and run for the hills

 

[penguin]

jail is the best. get out of here!!!

 

[MGR]

 

[Shadow19]

Papa

 

[EyelessHunter]

Glad to have you back, Eyeless.

1. What can we do to stop the growing rate of "pony posters"?
2. When will we get 5 more jail servers?
3. What is Ill Legend's real name?

ANSWERS:

1. Eat horse meat or train them to be Seabuscuit

2. We will get 5 more jail servers once the current jail players reproduce with each other and create enough desperate people to fill 5 more servers

3. His real name doesn't matter. All that matters is that his heart is frozen over. Cold and dark. I can feel his pain from here. Cries for help in the state of New York. Some woman broke that poor boys heart. He needs us now more than ever. He needs this:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9IekssrYAY[/ame]

 

[EyelessHunter]

Real question:

Where is your Jail Troll Posts?

I have yet to see any lately...

ANSWER:

I had initially intended to do more jail posts and fight against the system but then I got really busy. My enemies took this moment of weakness and attempted a desperate move. They tried switching the URL of the website so I could never find the forums again. DO NOT BE AFRAID. Placing a dash in the URL was not enough to hide from me!

 

[Cryptex]

Mainframes.

 

[Vipengel]

ANSWERS:

1. Eat horse meat or train them to be Seabuscuit

2. We will get 5 more jail servers once the current jail players reproduce with each other and create enough desperate people to fill 5 more servers

3. His real name doesn't matter. All that matters is that his heart is frozen over. Cold and dark. I can feel his pain from here. Cries for help in the state of New York. Some woman broke that poor boys heart. He needs us now more than ever. He needs this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9IekssrYAY

and you call #3 masculine?

 

[EyelessHunter]

and you call #3 masculine?

Undeniably masculine. I am so masculine that I can be feminine. It's the next phase of masculinity. You should see me in a sundress. It's beautiful.


and MAINFRAMES