DOD Monthly Magazine News Update!

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George Lucas has settled for an undisclosed amount a lawsuit that revealed with indisputable evidence that the characters of Han Solo and Indiana Jones were in fact modeled from the real-life persona of our own Tech Sgt. Starbuck. More details as they become known...
In a related story, Lucas settled in small claims court that the character of Jar Jar Binks was a direct steal of the looks and personality of eGO Councilman Slayr357. Lucas admitted that he was forced to make the Binks character enunciate better and babble more complete sentences for the screen.

Todd Trent
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Burrrn. I personally Jar Jar was awesome, but I guess that's just me. :D
 
For everybody thats CONFUSED just remember "everything that tech says has to be taken into CONSIDERATION" LITERALLY!!!
 
i thought i saw a resmbelence between han solo, indiana jones and tech.......but was unaware of the lawsuit
 
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Lucas admitted that he was forced to make the Binks character enunciate better and babble more complete sentences for the screen.
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Tech man, you kill me. !lol
 
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