"If some animals are good at hunting and others are suitable for hunting, then the gods must clearly smile on hunting."
--Aristotle, right before pulling off a wicked mid-air sniper rifle headshot
Calling all hunters! Want to showcase to the world that you're top of the line at dominating people? Want to show to the world that you deserve respect because you can play a point and click game for hours and regurgitate insults you heard from a computer game because you're too unoriginal to come up with any of your own? Want to get even with all those event coordinators that engage in regular admin abuse at their events? Now you can...AND GET PAID FOR IT.
April is the birthday month of Activate, Shiznoe, and Caelestis. Show how much you love them by showing how much you want to kill them! Anyone who successfully dominates any of these event coordinators at any event between April 3 and April 18 wins one hundred thousand Casino Cash. Now, I've done some investigating with a blue ribbon commission led by our resident accountant Wilson, and we came to the conclusion that that's an award almost as much as a thousand Casino Cash given to you one hundred times.
What are you still doing reading this? Get out there and take screenshots of your glorious triumphs over your prey! Activate will make the deposits in your CC (not to be confused with that immortal witch or closed captioning) account to fuel your crippling gambling habit. Don't you wish this was the kind of gift you could give at every birthday?
--Aristotle, right before pulling off a wicked mid-air sniper rifle headshot
Calling all hunters! Want to showcase to the world that you're top of the line at dominating people? Want to show to the world that you deserve respect because you can play a point and click game for hours and regurgitate insults you heard from a computer game because you're too unoriginal to come up with any of your own? Want to get even with all those event coordinators that engage in regular admin abuse at their events? Now you can...AND GET PAID FOR IT.
April is the birthday month of Activate, Shiznoe, and Caelestis. Show how much you love them by showing how much you want to kill them! Anyone who successfully dominates any of these event coordinators at any event between April 3 and April 18 wins one hundred thousand Casino Cash. Now, I've done some investigating with a blue ribbon commission led by our resident accountant Wilson, and we came to the conclusion that that's an award almost as much as a thousand Casino Cash given to you one hundred times.
What are you still doing reading this? Get out there and take screenshots of your glorious triumphs over your prey! Activate will make the deposits in your CC (not to be confused with that immortal witch or closed captioning) account to fuel your crippling gambling habit. Don't you wish this was the kind of gift you could give at every birthday?
