Prison Limericks

[david35]

I'm super bored at the moment, so I thought it would be nice to write some poetry. Feel free to reply back with your own if you like.

First time going afk:
Once laid a young man in a cot.
Who was left in a cell to rot.
He had went afk
And the warden did say,
"All men in their cells will be shot."
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First time playing temptation:
There once was a man in a stack
Who was asked to jump from the back
He leaped in the air
Without any care
And had tumbled down with a splat

 

[TheJollyRoger]

Llama the freekiller was mean,
but Mikkel was very keen.
He gave llama the boot
Leaving no trace of loot.
And no more freekiller was seen.

Mine's pretty cheesy, but I like yours.

 

[Raul Tha Monk]

The Rose that Grew From Concrete

Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete?
Proving nature's law is wrong it learned to walk without having feet.
Funny it seems, but by keeping it's dreams, it learned to breathe fresh air.
Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else ever cared.

 

[ThundrRok]

Bacon.

 

[TheJollyRoger]

Bacon.

Its so beautiful! Bravo! Exquisite! Quick, call the guys who do the Pulitzer's!

 

[DoctorMudkipz]

Bacon.

lol that was the best poetry ever, tho dunno about the people who dont like bacon, and the vegans, and the vegetarians

 

[Phantom373]

Haiku!
I was frozen now
But with my luck hit my mouse
And was shot to death

 

[SigmaMX]

First time going afk:
Once laid a young man in a cot.
Who was left in a cell to rot.
He had went afk
And the warden did say,
"All men in their cells will be shot."

That's Ric ^

 

[_Sushi]

Haiku!
I was frozen now
But with my luck hit my mouse
And was shot to death

Haiku time?

I went to Jailbreak
And maimed Phantom373
Refrigerator

 

[Phantom373]

And maimed Phantom373

Has more than 7 syllables sorry not a haiku

 

[Christy]

I once played a map with no lights
I played it even out of spite
Waiting in my cell I must have over reacted
But 15 seconds later the bomb must have been planted
The cells open up and wanted we were
I step out my cell and am dead like a bird.

 

[penguin]

There was a map with no games
No wonder it had no fame
Having to play soccer every round, was such a shame
With no one to blame.
Then someone came in
and changed the game.

 

[Zimmy]

There was a map with no games
No wonder it had no fame
Having to play soccer every round, was such a shame
With no one to blame.
Then someone came in
and changed the game.

..and then I saw Steve,
started to believe,
that all my jail wishes came true.