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NEVER TRUST FOOFOO
Today is FooFooKudleyPoops birthday, and if you don't know who FooFoo is, then you're what's wrong with eGO.
I made this thread because I am a fan of old school eGO and jail, the days when BRK would take me on his lap every night and tell me the finer points of domestic partnerships and how to effectively punish a housewife that didn't have dinner on the table by 5.
The days when Rogue Sniper and Captain Nighthawk had to conceal their love because society had not yet evolved enough to accept such radical ideas.
The days when Ill Legend had a shrine dedicated to Brett Favre because he knew the Packers would always be better than the Steelers and Mike Tomlin was busy being the only black doctor on House.
The days when leadership actually acknowledged my existence and people flocked to my threads BECAUSE THEY WERE THE BEST AND I WAS KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
Sorry, almost lost myself in the nostalgia. Anyway, nothing represents old school jail like FooFooKudleyPoops so I wanted to honor him with a thread.
Some things you might not know or remember about FooFoo:
So there we have it. Be sure to wish him a happy birthday and learn about why he is so much better than you.
A dog in a sweater for your time
Today is FooFooKudleyPoops birthday, and if you don't know who FooFoo is, then you're what's wrong with eGO.
I made this thread because I am a fan of old school eGO and jail, the days when BRK would take me on his lap every night and tell me the finer points of domestic partnerships and how to effectively punish a housewife that didn't have dinner on the table by 5.
The days when Rogue Sniper and Captain Nighthawk had to conceal their love because society had not yet evolved enough to accept such radical ideas.
The days when Ill Legend had a shrine dedicated to Brett Favre because he knew the Packers would always be better than the Steelers and Mike Tomlin was busy being the only black doctor on House.
The days when leadership actually acknowledged my existence and people flocked to my threads BECAUSE THEY WERE THE BEST AND I WAS KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
Sorry, almost lost myself in the nostalgia. Anyway, nothing represents old school jail like FooFooKudleyPoops so I wanted to honor him with a thread.
Some things you might not know or remember about FooFoo:
- FooFoo is a professional chef and a practiced love maker
- If FooFoo is the last CT, he will win the round
- FooFoo will say you can come out of hiding and compete for LR, but you will actually get shot in the head
- If he likes you to a certain degree he will say your name with a string of adjectives attached and "kudleypoops" at the end
- You will rage at some point during his wardenship, but you will always forgive him
So there we have it. Be sure to wish him a happy birthday and learn about why he is so much better than you.
A dog in a sweater for your time
