Things Wize says <3

[N-Light]

This thread is directed to Wize and his quotes, if you know any interesting ones please be kind enough to share! ill start off with a few. . .

Wize-
" Men are stupid and women are crazy...
The thing I always question about is
Why are there more men on this world then Females
And it's because the man doesn't pick the female
They pick you"

"Because men are beast.
They fight for what they want
A true man will be able to control his mind and his heart
And know that he is dedicated to the person that has chosen him"

"U BETTER LEARN SON"

"N- Light - Damnit Wize!
Wize - DAMNIT RAMERAZ"

"N-Light - Stop being a smartass and spill it!
Wize - Spill what?
my drink
I drank it all"

"Wize - eyebtroll
N-Light - Nu ubugly
Wize - upoop"

" N-Light - i just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my burrito
Wize - Wize is now offline"

 

[FlyingWaffle]

I wanted some of that drink...

 

[Shiznoe]

I kind of want a burrito

 

[Goz]

rofl

 

[retroG]

hmmm alll I can remember wize saying is

STOP INVITING ME! YES RETRO YOU TOO!!!

and

STOP AFK CHECKING ME IT'S MAKING ME LAG!

 

[Ledzo]

You have 8 points...!
Why?
It's random!

 

[Wubstep]

once wize told me that poopy joe ate my hat :3

 

[retroG]

once wize told me that poopy joe ate my hat :3

wize why are you so cruel

 

[Wize]

dat hat gone boi

 

[Wubstep]

once wize told me " dat hat gone boi"

 

[retroG]

CONGRATULATIONS ON HIM FIELD PROMOTION.... TO THE RANK OF eGO!
GO SPAM HIS INBOX AND ON STEAM!
wize said this one time

 

[Ledzo]

once wize told me " dat hat gone boi"

lolzz orely?

 

[Sebax]

"Thank you for calling me"
- Wize being spammed by steam calls

 

[Bread]

I'll take that burrito

 

[Wize]

nu, It's my burrito!

 

[Cyclone]

"Thank you for calling me"
- Wize being spammed by steam calls

Seriously?

All I get is NO.

 

[Bread]

Light i want that burrito!