The event won't be the same without my illegitimate son, according to tech, being there. It's not like you've never seen LotR before. And I'm sure if the people there are like the ones at my school they're probably beneath your noble greatness anyway and undeserving of your presence. (Yes. I do honestly believe that about my fellow classmates... I know I'm a horrible person.)
Seriously, though. I guess if hanging out with real people is more important to you. I guess my life will move on..
Edit: I just had a creepy vibe as my school is also playing LotR tonight at 8 on the lawn... Apparently that's the movie colleges think every student should watch the first week.