I bet you're wondering what sort of commands you'll be given with which to abuse your [strike]overlords[/strike]superiors tonight. Wonder no more: simply input any of the following commands into console and marvel as you experience fleeting, ephemeral power and joy!
sm_beacon (target): adds a ring around each target
sm_burn (target) (# of seconds): burns the target for however many seconds; if no time is set, the default of 10 seconds is utilized
sm_firebomb (target) (# of seconds): ignites the target and causes it to explode after however many seconds; if no time is set, the default of 10 seconds is utilized
sm_freeze (target) (# of seconds): stops the target from moving for however many seconds; if no time is set, the default of 10 seconds is utilized
sm_freezebomb (target) (# of seconds): stops the target from moving and causes it to explode after however many seconds; if no time is set, the default of 10 seconds is utilized
sm_powerplay (target) (# of seconds): gives the target invulnerability and a one hundred percent critical hit rate for however many seconds; if no time is set, the default of 10 seconds is utilized
sm_sethealth (target) (# of hitpoints): gives the target the specified number of hitpoints
sm_slap (target): swats the target up into the air slightly
sm_slay (target): kills the target
sm_superbomb (target) (# of seconds): slows the target, which then explodes after however many seconds; if no time is set, the default of 10 seconds is utilized; also kills anything in a certain blast radius upon detonation
sm_timebomb (target) (# of seconds): kills the target after however many seconds; if no time is set, the default of 10 seconds is utilized
Where (target) and (# of seconds/hitpoints) are indicated, do not use the parentheses; that was simply to set those variables aside for clarity. Valid inputs for targets are someone's name or part thereof, @aim (targets the person at whom you're looking), @alive (targets all living players), @me (targets oneself), @blue (targets all BLU players), @red (targets all RED players), and of course, @all. I recommend you write these down or refer back to these for the event, because I would not want to repeat these incessantly throughout the hour.
See you at the smackdown! :chair: