Easiest way to win CS:GO, make a story!

[Ric]

Ric's Contest!!
Compete with others in this community for your copy of CS:GO.

How?:
Write a story about any active or past CS Leadership member. The more detailed, the better. When your story is complete, send it to Ric via PM for it to be counted for.


Rules:
1) No cheating. Cheating will result in instant disqualification. Cheating will also force me to report the cheater to CS Leadership for their observation.

2) Keep it fair. ALL Leadership from ANY division is disqualified from participating. Any member that was previously Leadership is disqualified from participating. Any member that has higher access than an O is disqualified from participating, excluding admin trainers and event coordinators.

3) Do not share your stories. Not only does this fall under cheating, but why give up your mind? Keep it confidential between me and you.

4) If the winner already has CS:GO, they may choose to donate it to someone else or have it donated to eGO on their behalf.

5) In the event of a tie, there will be a hide and seek contest somewhere in eGO. More details will be released if we encounter this.

6) Have fun. Use your imagination when you make your stories, just remember to keep them PG-13. No one wants to read about how you'd seduce Beta with oreos.

7) The contest will begin on 9/1/2012. The contest will end at midnight on 9/7/2012.

8) The winning story will be published publicly in this thread for all to see. Remember not to put anything you wouldn't want the entire community to see.

Notes:
This is my personal contest and is no way sponsored or endorsed by eGO. CS:GO will come out of my pocket, not anyone else. I'm only able to access this website sporadically, so I will respond to your PM to affirm that you are in the contest. Good luck and have fun! :chair:
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[spark]

I am going to write a story about you and I, Ric.

 

[pandA.]

No one wants to read about how you'd seduce Beta with oreos.


Thats a shame..

 

[Ric]

So far 7 stories. 1 person in particular made me wake up my mates sleeping with his story, hilarious.


Sent from my iPhone 4S.

 

[MGR]

Ric said it had to be a pm. Come on panda, put yo readin glasses on.

 

[Bruce Lee]

Reading glasses lol

 

[Ric]

Once upon a time in a magical kingdom called Counter-Strike, there lived a peaceful race called the Edgegamers. They lived in harmony with one another under the protective gaze of their kind and beloved ruler, Councilman Polamalu, and his wife, Alexandria Trebek.

There hadn't been any war or strife for centuries and the land and its people prospered thanks to the guidance and leadership of Councilman Polamalu and his trusted advisors: iamevilbear, Bigredking, Beta, and their newest recruit Christy. Councilman Polamalu trusted his advisors with his life, and had recently promoted iamevilbear to the position of head advisor. This particular coronation had not sat well with Bigredking, the most jealous and power hungry of the advisors.

Bigredking had grown tired of his position and the lack of recognition given to him. Bitterness and hatred swirled around in his heart, with revenge against Councilman Polamalu brewing in his mind. He decided to create an evil potion and slipped it to the other advisors to turn them against Councilman Polamalu. Then in the dead of night he came into the Councilman's bed chambers and snatched up Alexandria and took her to an abandoned tower named Jail where he kept her prisoner.

When Councilman Polamalu awoke he noticed his missing wife and journeyed to the courtyard to inquire where she had gone. He was met by weeping townsfolk and they told him how Bigredking and the other advisors dragged her away in the night and imprisoned her in the awful tower. Furious, Councilman Polamalu snatched up his mighty banhammer and galloped to the tower on his loyal steed, Cryptex.

Arriving at the hellish tower, Councilman Polamalu shouted to Alexandria, who was being held at the top by Bigredking. “Release her at once!” yelled Councilman Polamalu.
“Should you be brave enough to venture to the top of my tower, we shall see who is deserving of this lovely specimen”, responded Bigredking. Councilman Polamalu barged into the tower and traveled up some steps until he reached a familiar face. It was Christy, his newest advisor. “If you wanna see your wife, you gonna have to pass me and my toe thumbs first”, she said.

Blind with anger, Councilman Polamalu took advantage of his newest advisor’s lack of training and went Chris Brown on her ass.

Moving on, Councilman Polamalu continued up the stars until he reached another familiar face. It was Beta.

Pondering this remark, Councilman Polamalu retorted:

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At this question, Beta’s face turned bright purple and he exploded. Councilman Polamalu continued on until reaching the final step before the room at the top of the tower. Waiting for him there was his head advisor, iamevilbear.

Having drunk his own piss, iamevilbear unknowingly re-ingested the potion that Bigredking had slipped him, causing the effects to reverse. With his head advisor at his side, Councilman Polamalu entered the room where Bigredking and Alexandria were waiting. The three men drew their banhammers and waged a glorious battle.

With the help of iamevilbear, Councilman Polamalu overpowered Bigredking, smiting him over the head with his hammer. Bigredking fell to the ground, dead. The two men rejoiced, but not seconds later a blade pierced iamevilbear’s chest from behind. Iamevilear slumped down and behind him stood Alexandria. “Alexandria, what are you doing?” asked Councilman Polamalu, shocked.
“You fool, it was I who poisoned your advisors, including Bigredking, so that they would turn on you”, said Alexandria. “You are incompetent, both on the throne and in other areas of the castle if you catch my drift. Well no more! I shall rule this land and everyone will be forced to play Jeopardy for the rest of their lives!” Alexandria stepped aside, revealing barrels of gunpowder. She tossed a match at them and jumped out of the single window, landing safely onto Cryptex, who had been standing there doing absolutely nothing like he always does. The tower erupted, flames shooting everywhere. Alexandria rode off towards her new kingdom, leaving behind a broken hearted Councilman Polamalu, defeated as though he just lost the Superbowl to the Packers.

Shadow19 has won his copy of CS:GO, congratulations!

 

[Yolobot]

Omg you should publish this book ! I can see it! Millions!

 

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[RedDragonKnight]

good read.

 

[Spathika]

Haha, bravo!