Weirdest Text Messages?

[Fraurrix]

I got these yesterday, all at once, from my roommate. He's up north right now. I've read it several times and can't figure it out.

"will i am going to call u in a bitt would you mind covering for me buy saying that u throw away a broken phone charger that was left on the kitchen counter"

"thats all u have to say when i call is that it looked like garbages thanks i owe u one"

"thanks u dont have to text back"

"my girl is freeking out about stuff if u can do that thanks just say u so a broken phone charger and throw it out thanks again"

"it was fraied at one end lol"

"so sorry to bother u"

"dont text back yhank"

I covered for him, but I don't know how exactly I was covering for him or for what, lol.

 

[Chewyy]

"Why do you have to be so awsome at life?!"

 

[Ric]

"can you come back to the hotel with me and my mom after the show?"

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

Considering my actual text conversations with a few eGO people - I cannot post my "weirdest" texts... Most would break the rules... the rest would be incriminating.


Although I do remember there were a LOT of texts about Purse squirrels.