Immortal Techniques Very Poor Fortune Telling contd

[Immortal Technique]

Hi everybody, I recently made a thread on the DoD:S forums called "Immortal Techniques very poor Fortune Telling". Due to the unexpected success and the amount of fun it was i've decided to extend a chance to the rest of eGO.

The original thread can be found here. http://www.edge-gamers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=218048

I am copying and pasting the original instructions

"I am by no means a pyschic, I don't commune with spirits or claim to have any divine knowledge. However I purport a challenge.

Think of a question, you can tell me what it is or you can say nothing of it. I will give you a spread of past present and future.

The answers I give you don't necessarily mean I will guess what you're thinking, but rather I will say things that may effect your question or describe attributes of the situation.

Try it now .....please"

 

[Immortal Technique]

Wow the off topic forum is INSANELY Boring. come on people I won't bite too hard

 

[killer4000]

am i Kawaii?

 

[Immortal Technique]

I'm i Kawaii?

I have no idea what your question is, but I will make an attempt

In the past I see-Secrets.hidden matters,plots,sensing undercurrent of danger,being given inside information,a slippery adversary,reason to be suspect,a philosophy that sanctions unfair practices as long as serving ones own purpose

In the present I see-celebration, material pleasures,small gains,wasting resources

In the future I see-False love,jealousy,outside influences damage a new relationship, a good match goes awry

I'm not sure if your question was supposed to be "I'm in Hawaii?"

 

[Fullmetal]

I'm not sure if your question was supposed to be "I'm in Hawaii?"

Kawaii is the japanese term for "cute." It is usually used to describe small children, baby pets, and is used by fan-girls and trolls for fun, as in ~~KAWAII KAWAII DESU KA~~

I do not ask for a fortune to be told, as a wise man once said "a strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own."

 

[Immortal Technique]

Kawaii is the japanese term for "cute." It is usually used to describe small children, baby pets, and is used by fan-girls and trolls for fun, as in ~~KAWAII KAWAII DESU KA~~

I do not ask for a fortune to be told, as a wise man once said "a strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own."

Ah thanks for clearing that up for me. At least I understand the question now, mind you it makes no difference if I understand the question or not.

Its ironic kinda because alchemy is sorta like fortunetelling. At least it comes from the same school of thought

 

[Dodgy]

I've got one for ya. Well two if that's allowed. One, will I ever get better at sound design and two, will I ever be able finish up my songs?

 

[killer4000]

I'm not sure if your question was supposed to be "I'm in Hawaii?"

ya sorry about that it was suppose to be "am i Kawaii?"

 

[Gypsy]

Ooo I want a fortune!

My question: Do I really need to worry about that, or will it turn out ok?

 

[Immortal Technique]

I've got one for ya. Well two if that's allowed. One, will I ever get better at sound design and two, will I ever be able finish up my songs?

2 for 1 is cool especially if its pizza. Lets see if I can shed some light on this first matter for you, "Will I ever get better at sound design?"

let me know if this makes sense

In the past I see-Secrets,plots,danger afoot,being given inside information, a slippery adversary,infected environment.

in the present I see-a visionary man, a strong dignified gentleman who enriches others lives, an authority figure,intelligence and artistic ability,trust,ethics,convictions,being somewhat reclusive

In the future I see- Irreconcilable differences, a heated argument, a loss of a relationship, a man who sows strife for amusement.

This reading indicates that you're very talented, and either you or someone you're working with has a very strong personality. However in the future it looks as if a partnership will go awry.

Now about your songs

In the past I see-Insight,wisdom,enlightenment,receptive state of mind,intellectual growth,being close to your inspiration, appearing removed emotionally but not meaning unkind, a rich inner life, seclusion,understanding of dark and light nature,choosing to serve an art or science,appearing misguided to those who serve money.

In the present I see-jealousy,exploitation,worry, the weight of accumulating debts, past failures undermining confidence, being cheated, theft

In the future I see-the ill side of wealth,a derelict heart,ill treatment of others, jealousy and decay, abomination of values, the narrow belief of money being success

My interpretation of this reading is that you have an artistic mind but presently you lack confidence in the endeavor. The future carries a warning for you not to compromise your music for the sake of money or being signed.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Ooo I want a fortune!

My question: Do I really need to worry about that, or will it turn out ok?

Hey Gypsy, oooo you left it ambiguous for me I like these ones . Before I even start I suspect everything will turn out ok but lets see if we can find out.

Let me know if this makes sense

In the past I see-Arrival of a positive phase,good news brought by a friend,youth and potential,socializing and being open to new ideas,stimulation,broadening horizons,a true and faithful heart.

in the present I see-Suspicion,blaming others for ones situation,,playing on the sympathy of others,insecurity.

In the future I see-Proposal,business communications,offers of exchange, a young person entering the world of commerce,Hard working young achiever,Discipline, focus, serious student.

Gypsy it looks like whatever the matter is you're being your own worst enemy and that everything will turn out fine

 

[Gypsy]

Hey Gypsy, oooo you left it ambiguous for me I like these ones . Before I even start I suspect everything will turn out ok but lets see if we can find out.

Let me know if this makes sense

In the past I see-Arrival of a positive phase,good news brought by a friend,youth and potential,socializing and being open to new ideas,stimulation,broadening horizons,a true and faithful heart.

in the present I see-Suspicion,blaming others for ones situation,,playing on the sympathy of others,insecurity.

In the future I see-Proposal,business communications,offers of exchange, a young person entering the world of commerce,Hard working young achiever,Discipline, focus, serious student.

Gypsy it looks like whatever the matter is you're being your own worst enemy and that everything will turn out fine

That totally makes sense... I usually AM my own worst enemy, and I could sure use some of that focus you mentioned. Thanks!

 

[Dodgy]

2 for 1 is cool especially if its pizza. Lets see if I can shed some light on this first matter for you, "Will I ever get better at sound design?"

let me know if this makes sense

In the past I see-Secrets,plots,danger afoot,being given inside information, a slippery adversary,infected environment.

in the present I see-a visionary man, a strong dignified gentleman who enriches others lives, an authority figure,intelligence and artistic ability,trust,ethics,convictions,being somewhat reclusive

In the future I see- Irreconcilable differences, a heated argument, a loss of a relationship, a man who sows strife for amusement.

This reading indicates that you're very talented, and either you or someone you're working with has a very strong personality. However in the future it looks as if a partnership will go awry.

Now about your songs

In the past I see-Insight,wisdom,enlightenment,receptive state of mind,intellectual growth,being close to your inspiration, appearing removed emotionally but not meaning unkind, a rich inner life, seclusion,understanding of dark and light nature,choosing to serve an art or science,appearing misguided to those who serve money.

In the present I see-jealousy,exploitation,worry, the weight of accumulating debts, past failures undermining confidence, being cheated, theft

In the future I see-the ill side of wealth,a derelict heart,ill treatment of others, jealousy and decay, abomination of values, the narrow belief of money being success

My interpretation of this reading is that you have an artistic mind but presently you lack confidence in the endeavor. The future carries a warning for you not to compromise your music for the sake of money or being signed.

Freaky stuff Immortal! I didn't know what to expect from this but I didn't think it would be so spot on. You're in my head!

 

[Immortal Technique]

Thanks for the feedback guys! Dodgy there's no need to be freaked out, very little of this is supernatural of course there is a minor element. Like I said i'm not a psychic, I could teach anyone to do the same

 

[Immortal Technique]

Alright guys lets get at least a couple more

I'll give you gold!