Weapon names

[Magus]

I LOVE naming my weapons in TF2. I mostly aim for comedic or cool names and really only name weapons i use the most, and are usually strange.
some are:

S flamethrower:
Gabens fury.
Desc: On kill: half life 3 is delayed another month.
(Varil came up with this one )

S rocket launcher:
Screamin' eagles

S big earner:
Suprise...


Share some of your weapon names and/or descriptions!

 

[Shiznoe]

Rocket Launcher

Yup.

 

[Varil]

Stole that flamethrower name from me. Where's my munny? D:<

 

[Magus]

Stole that flamethrower name from me. Where's my munny? D:<

OK so it was varil. here i will edit it so it gives you credit. you also get a cookie for coming up with such a good name and description >('.')> *gives cookie*

 

[Kazoo]

The only weapon I have with a name is my homewrecker, named "El Martillo Tejano". (It's "The Texas Hammer" in Spanish.)

 

[KratosWolf]

I don't have any named weapons... How do you get them exactly?

 

[Kazoo]

I don't have any named weapons... How do you get them exactly?

Buy a name tag and use it on the weapon. I don't know what the price is, but if you are lucky, you may find it in a drop.

 

[Magus]

Buy a name tag and use it on the weapon. I don't know what the price is, but if you are lucky, you may find it in a drop.

I think they are a dollar.

 

[Fermonx]

My Strange Loch'n'Load is called the Lemon Launcher, if i get someday a Desc tag i will put cave johnson lemons quote and blow your house down with 'em

 

[Idol]

My Strange Grenade Launcher is "Your face is a dirty spammer " with "If Valve didn't want me to spam, why'd they make 'nades that bounce off walls?" as the description.
My Strange Sticky Launcher is "Your face is a dirty camper " with "Kills people. Repeatedly kills people who don't learn from their mistakes" as the description.
I find it better to get that stuff out of the way. Cuts down on rage from the haters if you already have a comeback out there.

 

[SnowCanary]

My Strange Grenade Launcher is "Your face is a dirty spammer " with "If Valve didn't want me to spam, why'd they make 'nades that bounce off walls?" as the description.
My Strange Sticky Launcher is "Your face is a dirty camper " with "Kills people. Repeatedly kills people who don't learn from their mistakes" as the description.
I find it better to get that stuff out of the way. Cuts down on rage from the haters if you already have a comeback out there.

Idol received the TF2 Mentlegen award for his weapon names/descriptions.

 

[killer4000]

my Holy Mackerel is named Filet O' Fish, after that McDonald's commercial had the 'Filet O' Fish'' always singing.

 

[Swamper]

my full medic set i brony-ized and remember i will love and tolerate you.... intill tf2 comes along then i kill you ^_^