Jokes

[Dutchoper72]

Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.

Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.

Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup."

 

[Dobbeh]

 

[albertfish]

Rofl Dobbeh

 

[Ayako]

So, two muffins are in the oven.
One muffin says, "sure is hot in here."
The other muffin replies, "Holy cow, a talking muffin!!"

 

[killer4000]

 

[TheyCallMeC]

i like pulp fiction

 

[Narh]

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

 

[Dr.Compton]

What does Dutch look like?

 

[Dutchoper72]

What does Dutch look like?

I think your face is a better joke

 

[killer4000]

I think your face is a better joke

 

[Rokonader]

As Sir Dobbeh and myself both reside in bountiful Britain, we can confirm that this here photograph is a direct and correct representation of the quality control process all British television goes through. Toodle pip.

 

[Dr.Compton]

I think your face is a better joke

I was just quoting Pulp Fiction

 

[Dutchoper72]

I was just quoting Pulp Fiction

I just saw the movie, their is no dutch uh huh

 

[TheyCallMeC]

I just saw the movie, their is no dutch uh huh

it was a typo, he meant butch

 

[ModusPwnens]

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[Slazenger]

 

[ST0RMY]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D_QKY0_Bxk[/ame]

 

[ModusPwnens]

Q: Why was the doctor angry with the judge?
A: He was always trying his patients!