In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

  • Nothing

    Points: 10 2.7%
  • Attempt to survive

    Points: 152 41.5%
  • Pull an "I am Legend" and find the cure

    Points: 26 7.1%
  • I'd be the best zombie I can be!

    Points: 30 8.2%
  • Post a drop box for eGO Leadership to look into it

    Points: 122 33.3%
  • Other (please explain)

    Points: 26 7.1%

  • Total voters
    366

DragonD

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In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

Thanks to SkylineGTR from the CS:S division for this poll.

(I like the dress one also Skyline. Are you looking for approval of your wardrobe??)
 
That "post a drop box for eGO Leadership to look into it" is such an appealing choice, but I would have to go with attempt to survive. Not saying I'll be good at surviving, but I'll do what I can to not get brutally eaten in the first 30 minutes. If that fails, well, I guess I'll be the best zombie I can be.
 
When I few mild reports of outbursts are put on air, and no one is quite worried yet, I would stock up on supplies. After I stock up, I shall take all my equipment (including my vast locker of guns) and head up to the mountains. I will not simply "attempt" to survive, I WILL survive.
 
I would be far too busy, I'd PM Beta to deal with it.
 
Well, obviously from my Killing Floor experience, I'm going to have to stock up on some more shotgun shells, but Adam has an excellent point about PMing Beta.
 
Hell attempt to survive..Invade gun and knife shops and grocery stores then start killing.
 
Jeep Grand Cherokee. Voted Number 1 car in a zombie apocalypse. Guess who has one? This guy.
 
why are Zombies so HIT now? is it because of the walking dead?
 
Uhhh I am sorry I don't have my zombie training award. I will need to drop box this to leadership and have them deal with the zombies. I am counting on you leadership to save me from becoming a zombie! ^_^
 
I would just bring my guns on the roof and camp out. Counts as surviving and doing nothing.

Actually, I think I would join my friends on their roof.
 
well, i already Bite People. if their was a zombie Apocalypse, they wouldnt really notice the difference till its too late ^^
 
1. Shoot the ex-wife. She might not be a zombie yet, but I'm sure she's a collaborator.
2. Pick up the kids. (Tell my daughter that if she says "I told you so" one more time she's out of the car.)
3. Assemble with the post-apocalypse survival team at an "undisclosed location." (If you're on the team, you know who you are.)
4. Shoot the ex-wfe again. (Zombieland Rule #2, the Double Tap, just to be sure.)
5. Participate in random forays into the zombie world teaching my son the subtle art of targeted destruction while our group is slowly whittled down trough attrition. (Can't teach the girl, she got kicked out of the car on the way to the Haven, or complained too much about bunkhouse living and privacy that we sent her outside "to check that noise.")

Papa
 
Attempt to survive and protect family/friends and make sure they live.
 
OHHHHHHH THIS IS GOOOOD LOL MADE ME LAUGH MY ARSE OFF HAHAHHAHAH post a note for the ego leadership to look at LOL OMG HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMAO
 
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