Tech Sgt. Starbuck Movie June 10th in theaters

[Sgt. Starbuck]

Yes! Bigger than Ironman! The true story of the man who held the position of #1 DOD Classic player in the World for 6 months straight! See it all on the big screen! See his rise to #1 and his fall due to women and drug abuse!

A Steven Spielberg-George Lucas Film

Starring:

Tech: Matt Damon
Slayr357: Larry the Cable Guy
John T: himself
Kamikaze Tommy: Brad Pitt
Kaosduse: Michael the Magical Midget
Fluffy: Jennifer Lopez
Mr. Fluffy: George Clooney (cameo appearance)

And much, much more!

Music by:
ZZ top
Joe Cocker

See ZZ Top kill a rapper with their guitars!

It's all here folks!


Tech

 

[[J]ackofSpades]

I can hardly wait!!!!

 

[=(eG)=Sushi]

YES!!! I GET TO SEE SLAYERS REAL FACE!

 

[Selmuir]

^^ OMG you have never saw his face :O ... look in the Post yourself here thread, hes there standing next to his turkey

 

[Mr. Chair -TR-]

I heard you get naked in this movie. True or false?

 

[DeathShot]

w00t! Let's go to teh movies!

 

[felon]

<---- Screenshot from movie

thats tech sgt. starbuck in high definition

 

[Cryptex]

[quote1210389818=Mr. Chair -TR-]
I heard you get naked in this movie. True or false?
[/quote1210389818]

Mmmm...

 

[felon]

[quote1210469036=Cryptex]
[quote1210389818=Mr. Chair -TR-]
I heard you get naked in this movie. True or false?
[/quote1210389818]

Mmmm...
[/quote1210469036]

!dodge

 

[Sgt. Starbuck]

[quote1210531997=Mr. Chair -TR-]
I heard you get naked in this movie. True or false?
[/quote1210531997]

True...but briefly. They had to get a wide angle lens to get all of my...er...best parts in.



Tech

 

[SturmBruder]

He means his back side.....so did you shave for the scene? or au natural? ......wax?

 

[Guardian_Rayovac]

hahahahahaha

 

[Mr. Chair -TR-]

[quote1210540248=Sgt. Starbuck]
[quote1210531997=Mr. Chair -TR-]
I heard you get naked in this movie. True or false?
[/quote1210531997]

True...but briefly. They had to get a wide angle lens to get all of my...er...best parts in.



Tech
[/quote1210540248]

Maybe I shouldnt have even brought that up. -_-

 

[Яеѕιѕтаисε]

oh no, i'm sure it was tastefully done, low lighting, etc....

 

[Cryptex]

Bow chika wow wow.

 

[ProBowl24]

wow ^^
im sure that you are talking about your bottom here...
anyway, lol

 

[Bas.B]

Let's keep it decent :O Good to hear Tech! I didn't know J-Lo was a redhead :O *Paintjob*

 

[Sgt. Starbuck]

We had one scene with 25 stuntmen and 30 dancing girls (scantily clad) and of course I did my own stunts. JLo was okay to work with for the sex scenes because she IS one of my ex-wives.


Tech
B)

 

[Welsh Toast]

HAHAHA!

So DORelease?
I can't wait!




Welsh

 

[anarchy1125]

WAX ON WAX OFF LOL