3-word story

[DeathShot]

candy mountain then

 

[Frosty {A|R}]

frosty sniped Bas

 

[Dr. Knocker's[DAM]]

inside a llama

 

[DeathShot]

and then took

(bas.B's kidney )

 

[Evil-Jester]

his tiny heart

 

[Betty Spaghetti]

that was torn

 

[DeathShot]

apart by the

 

[Frosty {A|R}]

ferocious snow man

 

[Skipper Finny]

that would always

 

[Frosty {A|R}]

body slam bas

 

[Ok {A|R}]

with a big

 

[Lekk [VN]]

ugly female dwarf

 

[Ok {A|R}]

who tasted like

 

[Skipper Finny]

droppings from a

 

[DeathShot]

big fat Night Elf (sorry, 4 words)

 

[ProBowl24]

and he had

 

[DeathShot]

a beard that

 

[Betty Spaghetti]

would pour out

 

[Lekk [VN]]

dozen baby dwarves =D

 

[felon]

that mutates into