How a USA vs Canada war would be like

[Dutchoper72]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jf8Bt4gD9Y[/ame]

 

[Blasphemy]

Unfortunatly the canadians would win, why you might ask... its cause the americans love us some maple syrup, and canadians have it all, we would become fat and slow eating syrup, and they would win...

 

[Timr]

One day Canada will be the world's most powerful country. We have more natural Uranium deposits than anywhere.

 

[Punch2Face]

Haha oh wow XD

 

[Crusty Bunk Sock]

Sadly I do believe that canada would not win in an open conflict with the usa.

 

[Cerv]

We would use our savage man eating beavers. You think you're bald eagle is badass? Just wait till one of these bad boys chews off your leg!

 

[Ezekiel]

I have already fought with the mighty & savage beaver, and lived Cerv

 

[Cerv]

I have already fought with the mighty & savage beaver, and lived Cerv

Do you still have both your legs?

 

[Sumac]

One day Canada will be the world's most powerful country. We have more natural Uranium deposits than anywhere.

Well yea, but you are also Canadian and drink milk from bags.

 

[Ezekiel]

Yes Cerv, I have both my legs, and all of my fingers. A large rock and a rope to drag the angry beaver away was all that was needed.

Well yea, but you are also Canadian and drink milk from bags.

What's wrong with drinking milk from bags?

 

[Crusty Bunk Sock]

It is evil milk and it must be destroyed. Also me and sumac think bagged milk is for old people or 3rd world countries.

 

[Ezekiel]

I guess that makes me old then.

 

[SturmBruder]

What's wrong with drinking milk from bags?

If you think about it, this is truly an epic quote.


Also, Canada would win. Just hear me out. I have pure logic on my side.




America would go bankrupt keeping the POW's supplied with beer.

PS Just to clarify, there's a hidden joke here if you can count.

 

[Gusyen]

As long as Quebec gets destroyed, i'm fine.

 

[SturmBruder]

I was thinking we could pave it over and use it for parking.