What is YOUR favorite way of rabbling on CS:S jail?

I really don't know I just take the open chance lol
 
I like to first make sure that I'm the only person in my cell; if I have a cellmate, I have to take them out first. This usually means repeated stabbing until they either slay themselves out of frustration, or face out of the cell door. Either is acceptable. The next step is the hardest, and the most difficult to pull off. I need to find a small bug in the cell - a roach, ant, etc. It's important that the bug is resilient and capable of slipping through the cell door. I then hold that bug in my hands and close my eyes and concentrate; I store its form in my mind so that I may transform into it later.

At this point I'll have about 5-10 seconds left. I need to act quickly. I hide behind the toilet, bed, or anything that can block me from view, and transform into the bug. Then, before the cell doors open (I've got about 3 seconds at this point), I slip through the gap between the cell door and the floor, and bolt. I make a run for it, but, contrary to what you might think, not towards the armory first. No, I've developed a better strategy than that.

I run towards the warden. You see, the warden has all of the guns I need anyways, and is the leader of the CTs. If s/he goes down, then I'm able to instill fear in the rest of the correctional officers. So, I run to the warden, crawl up the warden's leg, and sit in his/her pocket. At this point, I have to play the waiting game. I need to wait until the warden is relatively alone, and giving orders. It's always better to kill the warden as they're giving orders; better effect that way.

Once the warden is relatively isolated and speaking to the terrorists, I quickly transform back into my regular self. I'm a big guy, so my girth alone is enough to crush the warden. And, voila, the guns are right there, on the warden's dead body. I take them, and then kill the rest of the CTs, throwing guns to my fellow terrorists if they rambamble with me.

I don't have a favorite way of rambambling. I have an effective method. No more, no less.
 
I find a gun then kill all the cts with it. 1 bullet at a time, and if I don't find a gun I follow the orders.
 
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I like to first make sure that I'm the only person in my cell; if I have a cellmate, I have to take them out first. This usually means repeated stabbing until they either slay themselves out of frustration, or face out of the cell door. Either is acceptable. The next step is the hardest, and the most difficult to pull off. I need to find a small bug in the cell - a roach, ant, etc. It's important that the bug is resilient and capable of slipping through the cell door. I then hold that bug in my hands and close my eyes and concentrate; I store its form in my mind so that I may transform into it later.

At this point I'll have about 5-10 seconds left. I need to act quickly. I hide behind the toilet, bed, or anything that can block me from view, and transform into the bug. Then, before the cell doors open (I've got about 3 seconds at this point), I slip through the gap between the cell door and the floor, and bolt. I make a run for it, but, contrary to what you might think, not towards the armory first. No, I've developed a better strategy than that.

I run towards the warden. You see, the warden has all of the guns I need anyways, and is the leader of the CTs. If s/he goes down, then I'm able to instill fear in the rest of the correctional officers. So, I run to the warden, crawl up the warden's leg, and sit in his/her pocket. At this point, I have to play the waiting game. I need to wait until the warden is relatively alone, and giving orders. It's always better to kill the warden as they're giving orders; better effect that way.

Once the warden is relatively isolated and speaking to the terrorists, I quickly transform back into my regular self. I'm a big guy, so my girth alone is enough to crush the warden. And, voila, the guns are right there, on the warden's dead body. I take them, and then kill the rest of the CTs, throwing guns to my fellow terrorists if they rambamble with me.

I don't have a favorite way of rambambling. I have an effective method. No more, no less.

9/10 well written
 
I shift-tab and do something else at the beginning of each round. If they didn't cell check I just go to armory.
 
Well, it goes a little something like this...

As cells open, I instantly leap out and burst towards the nearest exit. I Kick down the door, ignoring the shouts and gunfire that explodes from behind me. I loop back around to the second exit of cell block and enter in again, as the cts are slow and haven't even left cell block yet, all staring at the distraction I created. I run towards the CT nearest me. He turns around, but too late; his eyes wide with fear. I push his gun towards the ground and slip my knife under his kevlar and twist. The other cts have now responded to his shooting, so I turn him around and pull his desert eagle from his holster. Using the slain guard as a shield, I proceed to systematically annihilate every ct in sight.

and that's my secret. Combination of speed, precision, reckless abandon, and deadly force.
 
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I like to first make sure that I'm the only person in my cell; if I have a cellmate, I have to take them out first. This usually means repeated stabbing until they either slay themselves out of frustration, or face out of the cell door. Either is acceptable. The next step is the hardest, and the most difficult to pull off. I need to find a small bug in the cell - a roach, ant, etc. It's important that the bug is resilient and capable of slipping through the cell door. I then hold that bug in my hands and close my eyes and concentrate; I store its form in my mind so that I may transform into it later.

At this point I'll have about 5-10 seconds left. I need to act quickly. I hide behind the toilet, bed, or anything that can block me from view, and transform into the bug. Then, before the cell doors open (I've got about 3 seconds at this point), I slip through the gap between the cell door and the floor, and bolt. I make a run for it, but, contrary to what you might think, not towards the armory first. No, I've developed a better strategy than that.

I run towards the warden. You see, the warden has all of the guns I need anyways, and is the leader of the CTs. If s/he goes down, then I'm able to instill fear in the rest of the correctional officers. So, I run to the warden, crawl up the warden's leg, and sit in his/her pocket. At this point, I have to play the waiting game. I need to wait until the warden is relatively alone, and giving orders. It's always better to kill the warden as they're giving orders; better effect that way.

Once the warden is relatively isolated and speaking to the terrorists, I quickly transform back into my regular self. I'm a big guy, so my girth alone is enough to crush the warden. And, voila, the guns are right there, on the warden's dead body. I take them, and then kill the rest of the CTs, throwing guns to my fellow terrorists if they rambamble with me.

I don't have a favorite way of rambambling. I have an effective method. No more, no less.

I laughed
 

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