3 Word Story Part 1

Welsh Toast

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A lady once told me that a Dutchman and peanut goes well into a sack mixed together with alot of chocolate 3 leprochauns and 6,5 midgets minus 17 nail clippings who got eaten by a horrific huge monster named after someone who ate a dwarf with an infection around its nipples and had a huge post count and it's name was "the dwarf" who was tall and wide as a semi truck then suddenly over and over again he did a girl in a very big tub with Hugh Hefner who is the Womanizer of the son of t-bag which is a who incidently was gunned down by than the dwarf grabbed Lekk[VN] with ..a sniper which then he called over his pet monkey Mirgand stuffed him in a basket carried away by bas.b while he was thinking of the old lady whom he helped cross the road and then he pushed her away and then she ate alot of food that tasted like crap after but then she got really mad and squatted in the old trashcan which was inhabited by a massive muddy rough-living man who loved sex and pc games with his grandma who messes with it a lot but still a virgin but now she's loving Selmuir because she loves losers who are dwarves with very small head, leg, and other small things which disgusts Selmuir's fetish for very ugly female dwarves and really big Italian people with their dwarves wives grabbed as many dwarfs as they could possibly fit in selmuir's closet which was very the smell was so bad that like pieces of rotten meat in the room that welsh toast was where it's hot and smells like smelly little dwarf a dead skunk which lekk ate likes Frosty bedthe end

Dwarf = Lekks posts! :P

Well done everyone!

Welsh
 
To many ingredients ruin the pot. I actually thought the story might come out alright LOL.
 
You have to listen to someone reading it =D
It's just beyond madness !lol
 
Madness? Madness you say? .... This is eGO STORY :D (300 spoof)
 
Buck, come join us in vent. Remember, everyone, even a messenger, is accountable for his own words. (Another 300 spoof :D )
 
lol i ADDED my own sound effects LOL with a few pornographic gestures. NOT!!
 
i have an odd feeling of confusion and left-out-ness
 

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