Here you go! Will edit and write more later 
Enjoy 
A lady once told me that a Dutchman and peanut goes well into a sack mixed together with a lot of chocolate, 3 leprochauns and 6,5 midgets minus 17 nail clippings who got eaten by a horrific huge monster named after someone who ate a dwarf with an infection around its nipples and had a huge post count and its name was “The Dwarf” who was tall and wide as a semi truck, then suddenly over and over again, he did a girl in a very big tub with Hugh Hefner who is the Womanizer of the son of t-bag who incidently was gunned down. Then the dwarf grabbed Lekk[VN] with a sniper which then he called over his pet monkey Mirg and stuffed him in a basket carried away by Bas.B while he was thinking of the old lady whom he helped cross the road and then he pushed her away and then she ate a lot of food that tasted, but then she got really mad and squatted in the old trashcan which was inhabited by a massive muddy rough-living man who loved sex with his grandma who messes with it a lot but still a virgin. But now she is loving Selmuir because she loves losers who are dwarves with very small head, leg and other small things which disgusts Selmuir’s fetish for very ugly female dwarves and really big Italian people with their dwarves wives grabbed as many dwarves as they could possibly fit in Selmuir’s closet which is very, very small and the smell is like pieces of rotten meat in the room that Welsh Toast was where it’s hot and smells like smelly little dwarf. A dead skunk which Lekk[VN] ate likes Frosty’ bed. The End!
New one then:
A senior DAM tried to close the thread again but he happily gave in to pasting himself so people could yell at someone else and then everybody started to pee on the weird man because he was[...] The weird man who had already fought mutated chickens with laz0rz inside a WC alongside many warriors who then faced the smelly dwarf that knifed him on a rooster that flew over Welsh Toast’s head biting off his nose, ears and laid an egg in his mouth which Welsh then swallowed and accidently sat on the flying carpet that were ridden by dwarves that transported him to Frosty’s igloo where Frosty attempts to dig a hole in the ground but notices (Will edit and write more later, too DAM’n tierd of writing now)
Enjoy A lady once told me that a Dutchman and peanut goes well into a sack mixed together with a lot of chocolate, 3 leprochauns and 6,5 midgets minus 17 nail clippings who got eaten by a horrific huge monster named after someone who ate a dwarf with an infection around its nipples and had a huge post count and its name was “The Dwarf” who was tall and wide as a semi truck, then suddenly over and over again, he did a girl in a very big tub with Hugh Hefner who is the Womanizer of the son of t-bag who incidently was gunned down. Then the dwarf grabbed Lekk[VN] with a sniper which then he called over his pet monkey Mirg and stuffed him in a basket carried away by Bas.B while he was thinking of the old lady whom he helped cross the road and then he pushed her away and then she ate a lot of food that tasted, but then she got really mad and squatted in the old trashcan which was inhabited by a massive muddy rough-living man who loved sex with his grandma who messes with it a lot but still a virgin. But now she is loving Selmuir because she loves losers who are dwarves with very small head, leg and other small things which disgusts Selmuir’s fetish for very ugly female dwarves and really big Italian people with their dwarves wives grabbed as many dwarves as they could possibly fit in Selmuir’s closet which is very, very small and the smell is like pieces of rotten meat in the room that Welsh Toast was where it’s hot and smells like smelly little dwarf. A dead skunk which Lekk[VN] ate likes Frosty’ bed. The End!
New one then:
A senior DAM tried to close the thread again but he happily gave in to pasting himself so people could yell at someone else and then everybody started to pee on the weird man because he was[...] The weird man who had already fought mutated chickens with laz0rz inside a WC alongside many warriors who then faced the smelly dwarf that knifed him on a rooster that flew over Welsh Toast’s head biting off his nose, ears and laid an egg in his mouth which Welsh then swallowed and accidently sat on the flying carpet that were ridden by dwarves that transported him to Frosty’s igloo where Frosty attempts to dig a hole in the ground but notices (Will edit and write more later, too DAM’n tierd of writing now
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