Kazoo Rage

[Humility The Humble]

Two days ago, when filling Payload and doing melee only with Kazoo, Demongo, and someone else, I was playing with a pan. Somehow, every time I hit Kazoo, I got a random krit and killed her. After I dominated her like that, she pretty much raged:

Pzycho's theory is that I hacked into Valve's servers and changed the Frying Pan so that every time you hit someone with the name =(eGO)= Kazoo | EC, it would get a random krit.

 

[Mr. Monday]

Ah, another follower of the Most Holy Path of the Kritz Pan. The Brotherhood welcomes you.

 

[SnowCanary]

Gabe wanted Kazoo dead...

 

[Nix]

Yes, that is the only conceivable answer.

 

[sublixt]

The pan theoretically does 195 damage per swing. So I dont know why kazoo is mad.

 

[Uncle Creepy]

You live by the pan, you die by the pan...

 

[Hollowsoul]

The Kritz pan is 3pro5kazoo

 

[Goz]

Why is Kazoo mad over a game mechanic that she knows is going to happen?

 

[Bread]

gabe wanted kazoo dead...

lol

 

[Ezekiel]

Why does everyone pick on Kazoo and not.....Wilson? :huh:

 

[Humility The Humble]

Why does everyone pick on Kazoo and not.....Wilson? :huh:

Well, an accident just happened where I got kritz every time I hit Kazoo.
How do I change that into making fun of Wilson?

 

[Pzycho]

Pzycho's theory is that I hacked into Valve's servers and changed the Frying Pan so that every time you hit someone with the name =(eGO)= Kazoo | EC, it would get a random krit.

Is it just me or is this a great theory? spidEY and GamingRobot may have helped him, they should have done quick join at same time : /

 

[Kazoo]

Random crits should not happen four times in a row against me... :<

 

[Shiznoe]

Seems legit

 

[Mr. Monday]

Why does everyone pick on Kazoo and not.....Wilson? :huh:

Because Wilson will pick on you back >.>

 

[Goz]

Why does everyone pick on Kazoo and not.....Wilson? :huh:

Because Wilson is literally too good as any class. There's nothing to pick on him about.

Random crits should not happen four times in a row against me... :<

Why are you complaining? You do the exact same thing but with every weapon.

 

[Hollowsoul]

Random crits should not happen four times in a row against me... :<

Dont feel bad I was playing Dustbowl and died 12 times out of 13 deaths to random crits
the one that wasnt a random crit was the 13th death.

 

[Zombie Fondue]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA if I could "like" posts like on Facebook, I'd do this ten times over.

 

[DeeLuxxed]

Random crits should not happen four times in a row against me... :<

Every time you play soldier and pull out that accursed melee weapon you use. "Escape Plan" I think it is?...Anyways ALWAYS CRITS. Always Kazoo. The people try to run but you run faster than a scoot and crit them in the back with a dang pickaxe. I think this was well deserved.

 

[AndyGuy]

Random crits should not happen four times in a row against me... :<

silly kazoo, do u even lift?