April Giveaway - Win $100 Newegg Gift Card!

[Legend]

This month for our giveaway we will be giving one awesome individual a $100 Newegg gift card. So what do you need to do to win it? Write us a story!

First, you need to pick your favorite Council member. Using only 200 characters write us an extremely brief and funny story about them. If you go over the character limit, The Yeti will personally disqualify you with his fists.

Here is a story made by Machine Gun Rush to use as an example.

"Once upon a time, a strong young man named Ill Legend found a lemur in his pants pocket. He proceeded to name the lemur Ric. Ric was an especially skilled bowler. He won the eGO bowling championship."

*Characters include spaces and punctuation.

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Replies to this thread will be taken until April 21st at 9 PM Eastern. Council will pick 10 members after reviewing all the submissions. Those members will then be entered into a forum poll which will run until the April Clan Wide Meeting on April 28th at 6 PM Eastern. The member with the most votes will win themselves a $100 gift card to Newegg.com.

If you are under 18 and your parents do not approve of you winning this prize, another winner will be chosen.

The only people ineligible from this contest are Leadership, Council, and Community Managers.

Although not anticipated, the rules are subject to change if needed, so visit this thread often for updates.


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[Suayngam]

Once there was an ugly barnacle named Lungbuster4417, everyone thought he was so ugly, they died. Fin.

 

[5starGeneralAlphaSnake]

One time, i walked into a room and i saw Spidey and Gaming playing with their codes, jumbles of letters and pythons flying everywhere. "No we need more plugins". says spidey. Thx guys for plugins. <3

Wooo 199.. I could tell actual stories of council, but i think they would have me found and executed..

 

[_MEGA]

My story about spidEY 199 characters.

Oh spidEY, my one and only love who just denies my existence as your imouto. I loved you since we first talked, we said hi. You are my sunshine spidEY. Ore no Onii-san ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai!

 

[stewie574]

Mostly Harmless was walking down the street. He sees a man stealing a purse, and kills him with his mind bullets (that’s telekinesis). That is why he is called Mostly Harmless.

 

[Mush]

Once upon a time there was a tiny caterpillar named Ill Legend, it dreamed of becoming a beautiful butterfly. Keyword of this story, was.

 

[fps]

There once was a man named Yeti who used to sell socks near the jetty. Then one day he fell into the bay and turned into colorful confetti. THEN THE WORLD BLOWD UP AND WE WERE SUCKED INTO A HOLE. End.

 

[NMsniper]

Oni chan, or spidEY, was the type of person to troll on the forums, like making an osu! division yet never showed up to events. The people of osu! revolted and chased him down with pitchforks. He died

 

[TheJollyRoger]

C-Whit's Limerick

There was a guy once named C-Whit,
The great eGO wit of Jail Lit:

But he made a mess
Of CS:S​

And is now our fine C-Whit Wit Twit.


[Not part of the story]:
Tried doing poetic formatting, but the forum is not that kind to poetry. Oh well.

 

[DeeLuxxed]

Wilson was rolling across the sand. He came across a stray man, The man picked up Wilson and painted a hand on him. Wilson tried to run away but couldn't. He now resides on the internet.

 

[Shadow19]

Once there was a contest to see who could draw a picture of Artimus. Shadow19 drew a great picture but Ill Legend didn't pick it because he's still crying Brett Favre tears about losing the Superbowl.

 

[xblade111]

Once apon a time, A legend called ill legend was a legend untill he became ill.

 

[Dr.Compton]

During the RO2 phase of OpX, hearing Digital DJ and Yeti make PPSH SMG noises over vent use to be the high light of my day. Now the high light of my day is hearing Yeti scream at us in ArmA2.

 

[Martyr]

OP:X Councilman Digital DJ
Knew how to party in the middle of a freeway
Though he always failed to regret and remember
The casualties inflicted when he tried this and died last November.

Dis Clerihew

 

[Trippey]

ONCE APON A TIME, there was a COUNCIL MEMBER NAMED ILL LEGEND. He LOVED COMIC SANS and his homepage was AOL. He decided that the eGO forums look ugly, so he used MSPAINT to craft a new theme COMICAOL!

 

[Da Man Who Did Da Ting]

There once was a man named Riccy.
He had long hair that was icky.
Then one day he drank too much,
he cut it and and woke up flushed.
People now call him Ric,
and he's gonna beat me with a stick.

WHEN HE READS THIS.

It's sort of like a sung poem. wubb u riccy.

 

[Dutchoper72]

One day Yeti was walking on some dirt. He saw some road kill. Looking at it he bent over and swallowed its soul, much like what he does in OP:X rooms. Just look at Crusty!

 

[Bladed]

So this one time, I was going to write a story about the council and tell them about in front of the entire eGO community. But as I was getting started my pants dropped to the ground. Some guy on TV wrote a song about it and now I always use #nopantsrequired. This is a tribute to the greatest story in the world. TRIBUTE OHHHHH!

 

[Pewww.]

Once a day, DigitalDJ tells Johnny hes fired. But, Johnny is liked by DJ so he is never truly 'fired' but DJ just lurks for that one day to actually fire Johnny, because Johnny is a noob at l4d2.

 

[Kiririn]

I caught spidEY wearing women's underwear and dancing around in front of a mirror singing "I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world", Needless to say I spilled my tea while tripping over SkylineGTR's DAPS.