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There once was a man on the internet, who claimed he was eating a clarinet. They called him Yeti, but his real name was Letti. He went out back and sat on a rack, and down it tumbled as Yeti fumbled.
 
Ill_Legend = favorite

Once upon a time, there was this fat and big hobo who begged for help by a cat. This cat scratched old Ill_Legend in the face that the cat ran away from this big and FAT hobo. The end!
 
One day, a member who thought The Yeti would not use his fists to disqualify members, wrote a story over the character limit. He waited for The Yeti. After nothing happened, he wrote another story for the contest and as?pjfsdiplugtipvsugpo
 
A sunglass-wearing, head rotating fellow lived in a world called Delta. His life was boring him, so he decided to be a green, under-a-bridge living, troll, who had the speed of a thousand Wildebeests.


- Council : Ill_Legend -
 
So, me and C-Whit are in the cs_office. And we all get into a corner. And die.

FOR THE THIRD TIME.

So, I get tired of it, and I leave. Then C-Whit hacks my computer, and so yeah. :l
 
A Dramatic Story About Cake

One day, spidEY was testing at Aperture Science Labs and saw a cake with a note. It read, ?My life is a lie ? Cake.? spidEY cried out, ?NOOO!? He then, ate the cake and did more testing. The End!
 
There once was a man named C-WHiT who earned his permit, then he was hit by Yeti who kept screaming "call me Betty!" Then C-WHiT killed the Yeti with a machete and we all lived happily ever after.
 
There was a Council Member named Rocko
In a game once he called me Alfonso
So I threw a fit, and his rear-end I bit
Because seriously. It's Alfonse, #notAlfonso.

(Sorry Rocko, but no other Council Members had fitting names :laugh:)
 
There once was a lad named spidEY. One day, spidEY decided to walk in the tall grass, even though Professor Oak told him not to. A wild Oremo appears! Oremo used Tsundere! It's super effective!
 
There one was a man of Legends, but since he couldn't win the bracket this year, he went ill. And we made fun of him a lot.

(Ill Legend)
 
One day Legend came onto the MC server did impossible trivia and then broke the server with his puns.
 
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There once was a Legend,
Who lived on a Rock,
He sat in Ventrilo,
Just shaking his........... BLOCK!
 
Once there was a man named Artimus. He had a full head of hair. It was his ego in form. One day, the hair fell out. With the hair strands and some therapy, he made eGO to regain his manly ego.
 
I once heard the voice of an angel on vent saying we had like 40 minutes till the $100 Newegg thread was closed. Then I was like O snap and with bad grams and terrible spelling I rushed onto the forums as fast as I could to make my post. While writing an epic story which took like 2 minutes to write. Yep this is how it all ended this is how it will continue and this is how I will be anxiously waiting to see the winner of the $100 Newegg Gift card yea!.. luv luv LOVE . And they all lived happily ever after.
 
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Once upon a wonderful gloomy day, legend came into vent. Everyone else died. The end.
 
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