Lyras thread of randomness

[Ken the Kitsune]

Post your ideas here? hats, miscs, etc. heres one:

Chocolate bunny
For:spy

+on hit, turns victim into chocolate
+Able to eat victim afterwords for 75 health points
+able to eat for 300 overheal
-5 second knife recharge on eatting

THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE.....A YUMMY AND AWESOME EXAMPLE IN WHICH VALVE SHOULD ADD!!!

so give your item idea, weird or not, i'd like to hear them

 

[Kiririn]

Class: All-Class
Weapon: Kazoo's Cathammer
Slot: Melee
Effect:
+ On hit causes victim's screen to be plagued with images of Attila and hear voice clips of other cats.
- Causes wearer to be 100% susceptible to all sources. (Bullets, Fire, Airblasts, Explosions, Melee)
Description: Meow?

 

[Humility The Humble]

Class: All-Class
Weapon: Gabe's Ban Hammer
Slot: Melee
Stats: Bans Steam Account of player killed
+100% free Happy Meals for wearer

 

[Humility The Humble]

Class: All-Class
Weapon: Kazoo's Cathammer
Slot: Melee
Effect:
+ On hit causes victim's screen to be plagued with images of Attila and hear voice clips of other cats.
- Causes wearer to be 100% susceptible to all sources. (Bullets, Fire, Airblasts, Explosions, Melee)
Description: Meow?

Just noticed your amount of GameMe points, 69969 spidEY hacked it or something?

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

Class: All-Class
Weapon: Kazoo's Cathammer
Slot: Melee
Effect:
+ On hit causes victim's screen to be plagued with images of Attila and hear voice clips of other cats.
- Causes wearer to be 100% susceptible to all sources. (Bullets, Fire, Airblasts, Explosions, Melee)
Description: Meow?

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[Ken the Kitsune]

Class: All-Class
Weapon: Gabe's Ban Hammer
Slot: Melee
Stats: Bans Steam Account of player killed
+100% free Happy Meals for wearer

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[Kiririn]

Just noticed your amount of GameMe points, 69969 spidEY hacked it or something?

I've earned point that I've gotten.

 

[Jawneh]

Banana
Level 20 Fruit Snack
All classes

Secondary slot
On use: Restore 50 health and drops a banana peel on the ground. Enemies walking over the peel will slip and be stunned for 1.5 seconds.

 

[Fraurrix]

Banana
Level 20 Fruit Snack
All classes

Secondary slot
On use: Restore 50 health and drops a banana peel on the ground. Enemies walking over the peel will slip and be stunned for 1.5 seconds.

You should actually make this and submit it to the workshop.

 

[Humility The Humble]

You should actually make this and submit it to the workshop.

Make it heavy only though, since I can't see the spy eating a banana

 

[Starfire]

Banana
Level 20 Fruit Snack
All classes

Secondary slot
On use: Restore 50 health and drops a banana peel on the ground. Enemies walking over the peel will slip and be stunned for 1.5 seconds.

But...

How does the Pyro eat it?

 

[hEY]

The pyro has actually mastered the technique of osmosizing everything that the pyro needs. Water? Food? Banana? It all gets absorbed through the suit.

 

[Jawneh]

But...

How does the Pyro eat it?

Burns it first and then inhales it through his mask filter.