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[Zaex]

Ok so here is how it goes, You wish for something, example: "I wish to be rich." then the next guy says something to counter that wish like "you become rich and die over the weight of gold on you" or something stupid like that.

Example Chat:

Zaex:
I wish for cheese

Johnny:
Wish granted, You have rotten cheese

I wish I could fly

Jimmy:
Wish granted, you get hit by a plane

I wish, etc etc



I GO FIRST

I wish for new headphones .

 

[Blindsfell]

wish granted...u have broken headphones

I wish for the ability to stop time

 

[Zaex]

Wish granted, you had it all along, just take out the batteries of a clock.

I wish for all the games in the world that work perfectly fine, and for a perfectly fine, really really nice computer. ahahaha counter that!

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

Wish granted.....you have dial-up.

I wish I was the king of the United States (you herd me...KING!)

 

[Blazing Heat]

Wish Granted, but a rebellion is born and you hanged.

I wish I would get TF2 already.

 

[EDITThor]

Wish granted, but the planet you call Earth explodes.

I wish I could have one wish that was uncorruptable.

 

[Carsonauto]

Granted. But you get hit by a bus.

I wish I had straight A's.

 

[Madscotsman]

Wish granted, but you were expelled for cheating.

I wish I had a giant piece of cake.

 

[RoM - [TR]]

wish granted but the cake is a lie.

i wish i had faster internet(what have here is the 2nd fastest internet in turkey which is called as LOW SPEED DSL in USA)

 

[=(eGO)= Mitcha]

Wish granted but you lost your computer.

i Wish i got Hl2 Ep3 =)

 

[Eire.32]

wish granted but morgen freemen was shot, so the game will not be fun

i wish i had a car

 

[Carsonauto]

Granted. You have a bus.

I wish I had ramen noodles

 

[EDITThor]

Granted, but you get ripped to shreds by zombies.

I wish I was ripped to shreds by zombies.

 

[Zaex]

Wish granted, your ripped to shreds by zombies...

I wish I had a working dirt bike or four wheeler.

 

[EDITThor]

Granted but you're decapitated by a man with a chainsaw twenty seconds later after receiving said bike and/or ATV.

I wish I could be a successful emperor of the universe for the rest of eternity. Without any riots, assassination attempts, or revolutions. People will like me and give me all their money. Peace will blanket the Universe to cause everyone to love each other and me. I also would like to include in this wish that I will not die, seriously injured, diagnosed with a horrible disease, or in that case, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME! Oh and by the way, this is the uncorruptable wish I wished for earlier. I may have gotten hit by a bus but I didn't die.

 

[Zaex]

Granted, your the only man in the universe and you live an extremely boring ETERNITY.

I wish I had all the same wish as thor, but the population is 3 million and they are all humans.

 

[Carsonauto]

Granted. They're all men. With AIDS.

I wish polar bears attacked my city.

 

[EDITThor]

Granted, but they're shot dead within a second of their invasion.

I wish to end world hunger. TRY TO CORRUPT THAT YOU HEARTLESS JERKS!

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

Wish granted, everyone dies of obesity

I wish I had anything I wanted on command

 

[EDITThor]

Granted, but the only thing you want is a painful death.

I wish I had a cup of pudding. UNPOISONED PUDDING!