TF2 Poetry

[Fluffy]

Try your best and make up a TF2 poem. Lets all try to be original here. *rolls eyes*.

Scout are Red
Heavies are Blu
I am a Lotioneer
Hamiluu

 

[Wronskain]

I like poetry.

I will work on this. Stay tuned.

 

[GTRRacer001]

I shoot at your head
The bullet goes through
I stand there and Taunt
Laughing at you.

I like Sniper.

E:

I hold my Pan tight
I raise it in the air
I just hit you in the face.
There's bacon in your hair.

I like pans.

 

[Fermonx]

Spamming is good
Spamming is real
If you don't like demoman
Then i will kill you.

 

[5starGeneralAlphaSnake]

Bang, im dead.
Spy just shot me in my head.
Whack, i just hit by a axe.
I was just pushing the kart up the tracks.
Pow, punched right in the ass.
I will give that heavy a pass.
Boom, i just got sticky trapped.
But its too late, i got the point capped.

 

[Nix]

inb4 Call me Maybe

 

[SnowCanary]

A Haiku for Kazoo:

SnowCanary camps;
Kazoo is reduced to gibs.
Waiting to respawn...

 

[AndyGuy]

I tried writing a haiku about how bad i am at spy but failed

 

[Idol]

inb4 Call me Maybe

Hey, I just gibbed you
And this is crazy
But your name's Idol
So ban me, maybe?

 

[strabes]

An Emily Dickinson adaptation:

Because I could not stab the med
He kindly stopped for me;
The small cart held but just the scout
and read not one but three.

We slowly pushed, he respawned in haste,
And I had put away
My knife, and my revolver too,
For his healing beam.

 

[Puliping]

Too all people who are changed .1s before they win:

There was me,
Winning the round
And then the server
Changes me around