Name My Unusual!

[Fistacles]

Ive seen a couple threads like this before, so id figured id do the same thing.

I acquired an unusual a while back (thanks to A Poor Man) and figured it needed a special name.

THATS WHERE YOU COME IN​

(yes the comic sans was necessary)​

I want you guys to come up with a funny name/description for my Unusual. The winner will be chosen by me and have their name/description placed on my hat. And will themselves be rewarded with a Nametag AND description tag of their own!

RULES

1. Keep the name and description appropriate to eGO rules.
2. Only one post per person
3. The contest will be closed at 11:59 PM CST On June 30th, all posts afterwards will be void, i will then announce the winner.

GET NAMING!

 

[NMsniper]

NMsniper's heart
Why yes, his heart is shaped like a mutated monster thing.

 

[Nix]

"Stinky Steve"
"That ain't no water vapor"

 

[Fluffy]

Unknown Assailant
"I don't even know who I am."

 

[Capital Orange]

N: Squeamy Steamy (or Steamy Squeamy)

I'm bad at descriptions though. :C

 

[Magus]

"Why is this goop on my head?"

"No, seriously."

 

[Sanctified Aberration]

The Tenacious Teretoma (Teretomas are a type of complex tumor! Why am I aware of this? Who knows?! )


"He never gives up! Long after you die, this li'l guy will be doing his level best to kill everyone!"

 

[5starGeneralAlphaSnake]

Brain Slug
I suck on your brain...

Yeah
A
Team Fortress 2 player "SUNSPY" has collected all 26 "Unusual" effects of the Triboniophorus Tyrannus (Brain Slug).

 

[CrashRIT]

Flubber

 

[VP :3]

A Kawaii Killer

No seriously, isn't this kawaii?

 

[JuanzDelaCruz]

"its something"

"well as you can see its a hat"

 

[Puliping]

Name: The Smoking Blob

Description: It's a blob. And it's smoking.

 

[Grynn]

Illogical Illithid

I'm pretty sure brain slugs aren't supposed to steam like that

 

[Lucas15]

Name: CS is Dabes
Description: Because it isn't TF2

 

[GTRRacer001]

Name: TF2 is Dabes
Description Because it isn't CS

 

[spearf]

Name: :"Bill"
Description: "That's my name got a problem with that?"

 

[Shiznoe]

Mr. Green Man

Why you on my head!?

 

[Humility The Humble]

Name: 'Brain Slug'
Desc: 'IT'S TAKING OVER MY BRAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO; The Brain Slugs will take over Earth'

 

[hEY]

I don't have a name... but...

(How about The Stylish Smokescreen... The Suspicious Smokescreen... The Lush Lizard.. I.. don't know.. sorry )


Despite being highly flammable, the species has evolved the defense mechanisms of mimicking a stylish hat and putting up a constant smoke screen, learning to hide in plain sight from Pyros.

(Being highly flammable, the species evolved hat mimicry to hide in plain sight from pyros. The steam is a side effect of proximity to their warped brains.)

 

[Fistacles]

"Stinky Steve"
"That ain't no water vapor"

Congrats on winning the prize! i will contact you shortly for your reward :3