Naming Weapons.

[Halloween]

What do you guys name your weapons?
Here some of my "appropriate" ones;
http://imgur.com/a/l1ZXN

 

[GTRRacer001]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/GTRRacer001

Can't be bothered taking screenshots of them all, but the notable ones are in the showcase there on my profile (hover over the weapon)

 

[Wronskain]

 

[Halloween]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/GTRRacer001

Can't be bothered taking screenshots of them all, but the notable ones are in the showcase there on my profile (hover over the weapon)

How do you get the cool description and the item showcase?

 

[GTRRacer001]

How do you get the cool description and the item showcase?

You get a showcase every 10 levels on steam, I am level 30something so I have 3 showcases available to me.

 

[Capital Orange]

My degreaser is "Spaceballs: The Flamethrower"

 

[Orange [INACTIVE]]

My Kritzkrieg is named: "The Hypokritic Oath"
Not fancy but if you're not using "krit" in the name you're doing it wrong.

I'm thinking of naming my Medigun: "Aesculapius' Folly"
Obscure Greek Gods are where it's at.

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The "Quadratic Calculator" and its description are inspired. Bravo.

 

[Thor]

My Bazaar Bargain's description doesn't make sense anymore. Its name is Thunderbolt (still relatively okay for Thor), but the description is "'Close your eyes [...] and see what Zeus will send you.' --Aristophanes"
But now I'm Thor to free myself from having a number in my name (I wanted to be Mjolnir but that's taken), and suddenly I have to rebrand myself.

 

[retroG]

I've always wanted to name my pistol "Mann Co. Handheld Mini-Sentry"

 

[Sanctified Aberration]

I name all my miniguns after women in Fyodor Dostoevsky novels.

#literature #nerd #uslesshashtags

 

[Piano Mann]

Named my direct hit: Basically Hitscan and my reserve shooter: The Bunny Dropper

 

[Mr. Monday]

I have a few.

Ready? Let's go!

And, lastly,

 

[Royal81]

I've only named one thing and it has been my Spycicle.. I named it "Stay Cool"

 

[Norkova]

Named my sniper "Gibus Hunter", my tribalman's shiv "Cuddles Stick", and my scattergun "Kazoo Killer"

 

[Fraurrix]

I haven't named any weapons, but I have a Conjurer's Cowl painted green called "Well Excuuuse me, princess!"

 

[KelpTheGreat]

I don't feel like posting screenshots, but here's what I've got:

Direct Hit named "Redeemer" (inspired by UT2004)
Description: "The most damaging thing to ever hit you directly in the face."

Loch N Load named "All these nades are belong to you"
Description: "Someone set you up the bomb"

Sniper rifle named "Lightning gun" (inspired by UT2004)
No description yet, but I have something in mind

Medigun named "Curaga"
Description: "Works on everyone but Aeris"

 

[Ezekiel]

I name all my miniguns after women in Fyodor Dostoevsky novels.

#literature #nerd #uslesshashtags

Ok, seriously...play heavy more often. This I want to see.

 

[Fluffy]

Blackbox - "We meet again"
Botkillerknife - "Need for speed carbon" Hey, Guess what? Your dead!

 

[Halloween]

Blackbox - "We meet again"
Botkillerknife - "Need for speed carbon" Hey, Guess what? Your dead!

ERRRRRRRMAHGAWD NFS:Carbon was the best!

 

[Puliping]

I just named my Spy-Cycle:
Name: "The Cold Shoulder"
Description: "Even those who will die, need a shoulder to cry"-Or something like that...

I'm posting this while playing Minecraft, so I don't remember everything... + I don't have a very creative mind, so it may be exactly that...