So why is Office so empty?

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It is time to investigate why Office has been empty lately

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A team of top executives has tasked us, the CS division, with figuring out why our Office is so empty.

Is it because everyone is on medical leave?

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Are the dumpsters full of trash in the garage starting to smell?

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Is everyone busy building snowmen?

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Is it because our executives write like 4 year old kids?

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Due to lunch being served next to the bathroom?

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Because we make you pay for water?

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Because conference slides are projected upside down?

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Take your trusty camera (F12 button = screenshot), upload it to the interwebz (exit CSS, screenshot manager appears, hit upload after selecting screenshots, make public), and share your findings (copy image URL once uploaded to your steam cloud)

Show me CS Division, why Office is empty
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But in all seriousness, I just noticed that Office was empty. It shocked me, Office is my fav :O
 
It's empty because the low paying wages for those workers are not enough to feed their family.
 
It is empty because many of the players who enjoyed the CS:S office server were competitive players. Now they have moved on to CS:GO and left this CS:S server to rot.
 
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In all seriousness, as a very frequent user of the Office server, it crashes often.
 
Nobody can get to the parking garage, and if they do, theres almost no parking! D:
 
Very Clever Umm I normally go to highschool or Italy but i can go there more
often to fill it if needed.
 
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